Convo Thread

I was just gonna say that she doesnt post here usually. lol
good for you.
I have had the same steam roller since I started smoking. Its about a foot long, black see-through acrylic. Named is the big black schlong.
Its a 3rd generation hand me down and has been repaired twice. i love it.

 

lol at big black schlong.

i want a steam roller someday

 

thanks, and i hope you guys dont mind me dropping by.

 

Hahahahahahahahaha its hilarious to say it in front of unsuspecting people.
I usually ask if anybody wants to suck on the big black schlong. or when I bring it out I say "its big. Its black. Its the big black schlong!!" and slap it on the table like Im whipping it out. lmao.
Im stupid, I know. but I have fun, so whatever.

And OD, we dont mind in the least, and if anybody does mind, well they can just Fuck off. You dont have to be a stoner to post here, just dont bash, man.

 

Haha that sounds EXACTLY like something I would do.
You should put it on the inside of your jeans and stick it out the zipper hole like it's a dick hahha

 

The boys usually say no to the big black schlong. Then they see how awesome it is, and they hit it. As they do, I scream "suck on it!!!! Harder. Harder." hehehe

 

sound, i used to smoke everyday for about 3 years. but i quit for my fella like i say. if i hadn't met him i would still be the same i expect. either way i love havin the odd smoke. so i havn't got nothing to bash on :cheers2:

 

Hahahah I bet they feel so uncomfortable hitting that thing.

 

lol i would if i wore jeans. none of my skirts have zippers but that would be funny.


Ive laid in on my bro-in-law's shoulder from behind and stood real close to him and 'hey, good-lookin..' ". In a gravely deep voice. lmao the first time his eyes went so wide.


I swear man, My niece is gonna get into so much trouble. She is gonna be such a smartass. All of us, me her mom and dad are all really quick mouthed smartasses.

Our favorite is where whatever we say we say 'your mom is..' or 'your face is..' which always makes for hilarious innuendo.
Ive caught myself saying the mom one to my dick, but always stop myself after its just a little too late. His mom died about 6 months ago. I cant make fun of her yet.

 

Welcome back to the stoner life!

 

lolol ahh still too soon for jokes like that huh Hilder? haha
does he get mad when you say it?

 

hehe, course not

Us Ians gotta stick together..

 

Well, see, I usally get as far as 'your maaaa.. erm.. hahaha' and kinda change the subject. lol he doesnt seem to know what I was about to say. Ive yet to say the whole thing. lolI hope he doesnt.
I feel bad because when he talks about his mom he gets all sad and speaks so well of her. It breaks my heart.

 

Haha! Aww.. one of these days he's gonna be like "what did you say?" and he's gonna want to hear what you said haha. Anyways, yeah it always makes me sad when guys get all upset over losing loved ones. I don't like when guys are upset and crying and stuff.

 

nope.. they weren't. the 40 was i think... good luck wit yer bong lol

im all outta weed andd i think imma go ride my bike around town

 

cheers man, a few short weeks, until next time, but its better than nothin.

too right! :cheers2:

 

Psh, come and meet some UKHF peeps, we don't mind ya smoking

 

Does anyone here know who collie budz is?

I have an ice pop thats been in the freezer for two weeks and it wont freeze. Im begining to suspect its not ice pop, or its spiked.

Oh, and yesterday, the dish drainer turned completely over and did a flip over the sink and broke a bowl all by itself. Like someone flipped it.

I wasnt stoned, and I wasnt alone. Old lady's grandson was here and he saw it too. I told the spirit to behave or get the Fuck out. I dont mind it staying here, if its where it wants, but dont be breaking shit and stealing my stuff. This house has eaten 2 of my beautiful antique garnet rings I got for my 23rd and 24th birthday from my sister, and so many earrings. Its bullshit. Ghosts cant wear jewelry!
Ima bring a smudge stick from home and use it if it doesnt behave.
I think its old lady's exhusband who died not long ago or old lady's great aunt.
Im serious.

 

come and meet? wacha?

 

good afternoon stoners!