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Original English Text:
I love getting out of work early and coming home to spend some quality time with my bong. Translated to French:
J'aime sortir du travail tôt et en venant à la maison pour passer une certaine heure de qualité avec le mon bong.

Translated back to English:
I like to leave work early and while coming to the house to spend a certain hour of quality with the my bong.

Translated to German:
Ich mag Arbeit von der Qualität mit meinem früh und beim Kommen zum Haus, eine bestimmte Stunde zu verbringen gehen bong.

Translated back to English:
I may work of the quality with mine early and when coming to the house spend a certain hour go bong.

Translated to Italian:
Posso lavorare presto della qualità con miei e quando viene alla casa passare una determinata ora vado bong.

Translated back to English:
I can work soon of the quality with mine and when she comes to the house to pass a determined hour I go Bong.


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Hello my name is Josh. Where is the airport? I need the green telephone please.
Translated to German:
Hallo ist mein Name Josh. Wo ist der Flughafen? Ich benötige das grüne Telefon bitte.

Translated back to English:
Hello is my name Josh. Where is the airport? I need the green telephone please.

Translated to Italian:
Ciao è il mio Josh nome. Dove è l'aeroporto? Ho bisogno prego del telefono verde.

Translated back to English:
Hello she is my Josh name. Where it is the airport? I have need I pray of the green telephone.

Translated to Portuguese:
Olá! é meu nome de Josh. Onde é o aeroporto? Eu tenho a necessidade que eu pray do telefone verde.

Translated back to English:
Olá! it is my name of Josh. Where it is the airport? I have the necessity that I pray of the green telephone.

Translated to Spanish:
¡Olá! es mi nombre de Josh. ¿Dónde es el aeropuerto? Tengo la necesidad que ruego del teléfono verde.

Translated back to English:
Wave! it is my name of Josh. Where it is the airport? I have the necessity that request of the green telephone.

 

Original English Text:
This is the funniest thread I have ever seen on this message board. Translated to French:
C'est l'amorçage le plus drôle que j'ai jamais vu sur cette table des messages.

Translated back to English:
It is the funniest starting which I ever saw on this table of the messages.

Translated to German:
Es ist das lustigste Beginnen, das ich überhaupt auf dieser Tabelle der Meldungen sah.

Translated back to English:
It is merriest beginning, which I saw at all on this table of the messages.

Translated to Italian:
È l'inizio più allegro, che ho veduto affatto su questa tabella dei messaggi.

Translated back to English:
More allegro is the beginning, that I have seen at all on this table of the messages.

Translated to Portuguese:
Mais allegro é o começo, de que que eu vi de todo nesta tabela das mensagens.

Translated back to English:
More allegro is the start, of that I saw of all in this table of the messages.

Translated to Spanish:
Más allegro es el comienzo, de ése que vi de todos en este vector de los mensajes.

Translated back to English:
More allegro is the beginning, of which I saw of all in this vector of the messages.

 

Somehow, doses got involved.....
Original English Text:
Do not keep your marijuana in spinach cans Translated to French:
Ne maintenez pas votre marijuana dans des bidons d'épinards

Translated back to English:
Do not maintain your marijuana in spinach cans

Translated to German:
Warten Sie nicht Ihr Marihuana in den Spinatsdosen

Translated back to English:
Do not wait your marijuana in the spinach doses

Translated to Italian:
Non aspetti la vostra marijuana nelle dosi degli spinaci

Translated back to English:
Not aspects your marijuana in the doses of the spinaci

Translated to Portuguese:
Não aspectos sua marijuana nas doses do spinaci

Translated back to English:
Aspects its marijuana in you do not dose them of spinaci

Translated to Spanish:
Los aspectos su marijuana en usted no los dosifican del spinaci

Translated back to English:
The aspects their marijuana in you do not dose them of spinaci

 

you can dose me with spinaci anytime