Corrupted Wishes...

granted, but now its football season, and you have to play.
haha


i wish i could sleep in today.

 

granted.. but you are sleeping in a pool of vomit...

i wish i had some opiates!!

 

Granted. Enjoy your T-3's. hahaha

I wish I didn't have to be in chemistry.

 

granted, but now you're in anatomy, studying the penis.

i wish it wasn't raining today.

 

Granted.. but instead its -40F and you're in the middle of an ice storm in a mini skirt and a tube top

I wish i had more than $5 to my name

 

Granted but the economy is now useless its worth nothing

I wish i ddint have a headache

 

^awesome!

granted, but now you have hemorrhoids

i wish for an adorable ferret

 

granted, but your adorable ferret it a bitch and it bites you every time you go near it

i wish i didn't have to spend the night at my grandmas tonight

 

granted, you have to spend in a ditch.


i wish i had a BMT sub right now... mmmmn

 

granted, but you find spit in it.


i wish i had cigarettes.

 

granted, but you don't have a lighter.

I wish I wasn't such a horrible liar.

 

granted, now everyone stays the hell away from you because all you do is lie.

i wish that i wouldnt need to find a job

 

Granted, but now you can't speak at all.

I wish i had a lot of acid.

 

granted but water spilled in it and it was ruined

i wish i had a driving license

 

granted, though it is a fake driving license.

i wish someone would grant my wish

 

granted, but your wish has been granted by a gay genie that finds you attractive and won't leave you alone.


i wish there was something good on tv.

 

granted but there's no volume.

i wish money grew on trees.

 

granted, it becomes more worthless then individual pieces of toilet paper

i wish my hormones would sort themselves out allready, im tired of hating everything...

 

granted, but now you love everything with an intense passion and are placed in a pysch ward because of it.

i wish i was i were sitting on the toilet right now.

 

granted, but a cave troll is sitting on top of you.

i wish i didnt have curly hair