Corrupted Wishes...

Granted, but you are gayer than mark Hamill.

I wish I could sing like Jim James

 

granted, youre now a fag lol.

i wish i had some robot slaves who would do my bidding, prefferable ones who will never ever turn on me or break down or go stupid or destroy or fuck or do anything negative... unless i tell them ofcourse

 

Granted, but you have tourettes and say "Fuck Me." A lot.

I wish I had 1337 h4x0r sk1llz

 

Granted.. but now you have this as your online relationship that is blossoming wonderfully


I wish I could live more freely

 

hahaha ok.

granted, youre now serving 150years in guantamo bay for no reason what so ever.

i wish i could read peoples minds

 

Granted.. you read Skamikaze's mind.. it reveals that he has an insashable love for you

I wish i could read..

 

granted but all you can read is the bible

i wish i were telekinetic

 

granted, but now your magnetised so everything metal sticks to you

i wish it would stop raining

 

granted, now its snowing, bitch

i wish all my bills were paid in full

 

granted, 10 000 days of pure heat begin.

granted, your now some pimps bitch

i wish you people stopped making so many wishes

 

granted but now your a problem page adviser

i wish was on holiday

 

Granted but now you have hepititis B from your vacation

i wish id dint have to go to work tonight

 

granted, you are unemployed

i wish my pay day was today

 

granted but ur pay cheque was miss printed now u owe your work wot u should of been paid

i wish i had a beautiful lady at my side that cooked me dinner so i didnt hav 2 cook my own!!

 

granted, jesus and st peter beat the living shit out of you...

granted, you die because the beautifull lady poisoned you for your cash

i wish i could make 300 wishes which wouldnt get corrupted in any way

 

granted, but its your mom

i wish i had a quality gf

 

granted but ur wishes were so nice it turned ur stomach

i wish i lived sumwhere i could grow weed again

 

granted, you now have a 5000 bucks costing japanese doll.

temp: granted, you now live in my shoebox lol

i wish i could be there to watch what you do with that doll makes mom cry lol xD

 

granted but their all males

i wish i could suck myself off

 

granted but u turned into the doll


i still wish i lived sumwhere i could grow weed again!!