Corrupted Wishes...

granted... you now break your ribs into your diaphram and you die just before youre ready to come

temp, i grant you an unfucked wish of sleep, during which you can dream of a place you can grow all the weed you like

i wish i was more funny

 

granted but u sew ur own moth shut in disbelief

i wish i had my own pad

 

granted but ur so funny every1 laughs at u nonstop

i wish i could stop replying 2 these wishes

 

granted but all you can grow is males

i wish i was a lesbian

 

granted, you now have t rex hands

i wish i could see you attempt to type these grants with those t rex arms xD

 

sorry man i felt left out lol

 

granted, youre now one of those fake lesbians that bash men, but fuck them as soon as theyre periods are over...

i wish women made sense

 

granted but you die before you can enjoy it

i wish i could keep up with this shit

 

granted but now they make sense u dont find them attractive

i wish i could teleport

 

granted, now youre gayer than that jumper film.

i wish more women were attractive on the inside

 

granted half your body is in the ground

i wish i was able to come up with a good wish so i can make a better decision on how to make a wish that i want to make

 

granted, you wish for a teepee in your bumhole.

i wish i was a genius

 

granted but ur mind was so complex that it only made sense 2 you and every1 else thought u were crazy

i wish the erge 2 grant wishes would vanish

 

temp, what your saying is true allready

granted, you now have turned to crack to reduce that urge.

i wish i could make money from toilet paper

 

granted you are arrested for forgery

i wish everything i touched turned into skittles

 

Granted, but you die in a pile of skittles when you touch the wall of your house

I wish people would stop posting before me so i dont have to edit my posts

 

granted but u hav 2 edit every post u type

i wish i could turn water into wine

 

Granted, jesus gets pissed and smites you

I wish i was jesus

 

granted but u died fuckin ages ago

i wish i could be fucked 2 make my dinner

 

granted.. but you're fucked by a 101yo WWI vet with syphilis

I wish i could wish some more