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Countdown to Armageddon! 6 PM EST Tonight

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by skip, May 21, 2011.

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    OH, NO! Heeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee's JC!

    Dude where you been the last 2000 years?
     
    skip, May 21, 2011
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  3. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Cosmic practical joke #1:

    Heaven is just a continuity of the present reality.
     
    stinkfoot, May 21, 2011
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  5. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Yes, this IS heaven, but most ppl don't realize that... so they just trash it.
     
    skip, May 21, 2011
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  7. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Another Xtian LIE bites the dust!

    Tomorrow it'll be another.

    Hipforums, fighting ignorance and stupidity since 1996...
     
    skip, May 21, 2011
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  9. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    Well, I'm still here.
     
    Frieden, May 21, 2011
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  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Yes indeed... we're the butt of our own joke.
     
    stinkfoot, May 21, 2011
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  13. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    All I can say is, ALOHA!
     
    skip, May 21, 2011
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  15. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    phew! *wipes sweat from brow*
     
    Joshua Tree, May 21, 2011
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  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Well- now those would-be rapturees now have plenty of free time to recapture that smug sense of self importance they unloaded along with their dignities, jobs, worldly goods, etc..
     
    stinkfoot, May 21, 2011
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  19. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Wonder how those folks that left their earthly lives via poison to ride that comet to heaven a few years ago are doing? PT Barnum is one of the smartest guys that ever lived.
     
    scratcho, May 21, 2011
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    tonight you... :ssmokeit:
     
    deleted, May 21, 2011
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  23. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Perhaps they're being subjected to a body cavity search at the pearly gates... lately heaven has had to step up security too..
     
    stinkfoot, May 21, 2011
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  25. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Well as I heard it, only people who got raptured know they got raptured, it's god's little plot to keep us in the dark, so that only the stupidest people who will believe things for NO reason get the good shit :2thumbsup:

    Repent, for the end is near, it's gotta happen ONE of these times:willy_nilly:
     
    RooRshack, May 21, 2011
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  27. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    not good...I heard the guy at the gates was more of a Reebok fan
     
    SpacemanSpiff, May 21, 2011
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  29. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I get the referance. Yowzah.
     
    scratcho, May 21, 2011
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  31. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    It's after 6 here..

    First my neighbors got raptured
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    Then the nude beach
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    Now the porn stars are all gone
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    :willy_nilly:
     
    Justin_Hale, May 21, 2011
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  33. lode

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    It's only like 4 in Hawaii, don't give up hope yet.
     
    lode, May 21, 2011
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  35. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Good for the Christians... taking along someone who knows what they're doing. I never did get the radical Islamists preoccupation with virgins
     
    stinkfoot, May 21, 2011
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  37. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    72 Virgin Olive Oyls:
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    :party:
     
    Justin_Hale, May 21, 2011
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  39. Lodog

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    I did a bunch of heroin and promiscuas sex thinking it wouldn't matter, and now that the world didn't end I've got an addiction and stinging sensation when I pee. The Mayans better have their shit together next year.
     
    Lodog, May 22, 2011
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