Craziest Thing To Find In The Woods

Trees.

 

A graveyard.

 

Cookie house

 

I thought that was you !

 

A Smoke Alarm Beeping Every 30 Seconds.......Bloody Things Are Everywhere.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I don't know any caterpillars that smoke hashish.

 

A tree lying quietly on it's side,holding up a sign saying "Honest-I didn't make a sound!"

 

Must have turned the keyboard clicking feature off on it's laptop.

 

Someone please change the friggen battery! Thanks.

 

A man in pink pyjamas

 

morrow,wearing nothing but a coy smile,sat ready and waiting at the already set-out picnic table...

[dessert is gonna be GRRRRRRREAT!]

 

Only if you take off those pink frilly pyjamas!

 

...and on that note - an empty pyjama case,just waiting for me in the middle of the woods. [morrow wants desserts-SEE?!?]

 

Awwwww sugar, your Soooo sweet! Tacky but sweet

 

Well,it's become staid on here,morrow. Quiet,with very little humour or insults...like you in church when you're stealing lead.

I know I've been away working;but to come back to THIS....what did you DO to the place?

 

Had an affair with Donald Trump's son in law, no one forgives me..

For not getting Donald's autograph..

 

an orange wig

 

A full lighter

 

Jane and I trying to put the clock back 40 years and camping wearing our leather shorts.
I am sure that someone would make a video and turn us into an internet sensation.

 

A loaded gun