Crazy Shit

i wanna know why you and your mom were awake at 5am playing cards

 

She works nights and had today off.

So we stayed playing cards and video games. Smoking good ganja and doin' opiates/benzos

 

that sucks

 

Good thing it's insured..That and the restitution that will be paid.

 

now that i think about it, you probably got your "bum"friend to do all that so you can get your insurance money....I can smell fraud already

 

lol
Homeboy was fucked up.

 

that's crazy man. i still don't get how you didn't notice someone in your house/stealing your car. couple too many benzos?

 

Yupp, thats what they all say :toetap05:




note: i can smell it more than this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XNXhQ0F4dg

and that is really fail:cheers2:

 

Damn, that was a huge fail^

Even about the threesome?haha

Sorry to here that though. Losing a friend over something stupid always sucks.

 

Car was parked outside.

I think Cameron took the keys when nobody was aware.

 

Shit happens, I am better off without this kid anyway.

And yes, I can even talk to my mom about the threesome.

I showed her my chubby and she said it had not only girth, but mass, too

 

your mom is on opiates with you? i thought she was preggo?

 

you showed your penis to your mom and she told you that you had mass?

 

i hope you're joking about showing your mom your boner
that is a little weird

 

This sounds like something Trevor would do..... I don't think Cory's dumb enough..... wait nevermind.. He's dumb enough.

 

Long story. But she did not/will not get an abortion.

If you wish to speak more to me about it, then PM me.

Of course I was joking

 

nice recovery

 

God damn.. I would beat my friends ass if he did that to me. That is so fucked up.
Good thing he'll be in trouble for a loooong time. You def. don't need him as a friend.

 

that's some crazy shit