creative people come here! i need a name!

Must I be everyone's Babel Fish???

Ugly, French-speaking strippers.

EDIT: Sorry, LOTS of ugly, French-speaking strippers.

 

maybe you got shafted or you just go to shitty strip bars...cuz all the ones i've gone to have had wicked hot strippers. $40 CAN for a 25 minute lesbian show- that was hot

we've gone to some of the high class and some really shady strip clubs...

to be fair, i've seen some really ugly strippers up there, but those were an exception of the rule

 

"The Venus in Furs".

It's pretty sexual, and also has lots of backalley references, especially when you relate it to god (Lou Reeeeed).

Sounds a tad more like a BDSM dungeon than a bar though... even though, the name could work for a modern hip spot.

Anyhow? Do I get to work there? You could soooo issue me a work visa

 

You totally misunderstood. I like lots of ugly, French-speaking strippers.

 

The Stump & Staple. I'd drink there.

 

Night's Slave

 

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=tavernname

 

moe's hahah

 

the blakc cat
the cats meow

these names feel lame, damn creative juices get flowin

the loveshack? may get too many hookers hanging around then though
slippery kitty. yes its a lube name but i think it just sounds cute


contemplate somethign that can be shortened easily, ie my favourite bar to dance at is calle dhte overdrive but my friends and i just call it the OD, its catchy
the name doesnt matter -too- much, its the reputation you build. the popular bars here ar ehte pat, whiskey jacks, the overdrive, riley's, the coachman, etc.

 

o'callahan's (read spider robinson's cross time saloon stories)
or du fe's. sounds like duffy's but means two women.
would be perfect for two women going into partnership to own and opperate one.

of course you could also call it grimgrinch's or something like that, especially if you're into roll playing games like d&d, that sort of thing.

dragon and unicorn would be another.

scales and feathers if you serve fish and chicken munchies, the way the brewpubs in portland oregon were required to when i was living up there.

with some kind of a dragon for a logo. or a snake with angel wings!

or hanrahan's from the song.

"we pride ourselves on our well stocked shelves
wine from deneb and wiskey from kar
any world you can think of
we carry the drink of
we serve the universe at han ra han's bar ..."

you could call it das boot if it was going to be a real dive.

=^^=
.../\...

 

it's totally gonna be a dive bar, but it's so not gonna be a pub, and my family's strip club is gonna be located in oakville, that's an entirely different thing here people
i'm sure i could prolly hire any of you once the bar actually exists

 

Free Beer



A dive? Hmmm. Where is this bar going to be? Also, hire me. Doesn't matter how far away. I'm trying to get out of here. As long as it's not California.

 

oshawa ontario :H
ooooooh yeahhhhhh

 

Oh, shit son. That's not that far. I'm in Indiana.

 

yeah but do you seriously hate indiana enough to subject yourself to oshawa?
if you do...wow

 

I don't hate Indiana, I'm just tired of it.

Tell me about Oshawa. Then I'll consider it as I make this face:

 

lots of rednecks and gm workers, and oh the crackheads, it's so very fun to watch them run around
um i don't really know how to explain oshawa to someone....it's kinda like flint michigan but gm hasn't left town yet

the people can be very entertaining i find

 

Sounds great to me. I prefer cluttered places where everything's broken. Feels more like reality, or something.

 

Wait, will smoking be allowed in said bar?

 

legally.....no..........:leaving:
but who really complies will all legalities now a days