Crush on neighbour ~advice needed.

If there is no inner love for the dude, why are you damn nervous?????

Huh, woman!

 

Ahh sorry to hear that darkhorse. What happened?

 

the house down the street is for rent, maybe you should move and try again

 

I am sorry it didn't work out for you...Dark..it was still something you had to do. Check him off the list and move on...i just hope there is no dilemma. One thing is nice..it's early enough to end it with no drama. I.... on the other hand had a wonderful day..as stupid as it is ...but my ex texted me tonight to tell me to watch syfy channel....the movie the midnight meat train was on..sort of our movie lol..so she's still hot for me...i'm gonna think that anyways. I was hoping you had a good time...Dark...but you will have no trouble finding what you're looking for...brush him off your shoulder.

 

Lol @ Jo King.

Oh man where to start!

*Warning TMI* lol.

Ok well he came over and we talked shit for a while. I had a drink before he got there and being the cheap drunk that i am i was on my way to tipsy land.
I showed him some pictures of me in the mardi gra parade and was telling me of my adventures at Hell Fire a fetish themed dress up night club that i go to in the city (Sydney). With acompanying pictures on the pc.
He said ahh my parents and i thought you looked like school teacher lol i nearly choked on my drink laughing at that.
I said, umm you're way off.
He said, i can see that after looking at some of your pictures that there is more to you than meets the eye. Like there is beneath all of that.
I said, hell yeah and it's not too far from the surface actually lol.

He used the bathroom and when he came back he laughed and said i was allways wondering why there was a hazy blue glow comming from your bed room window. (He had walked past my open bedroom door to see the startship enterprise of blue rope lights around the endges of my walls lol.)
I said, i didn't know you could see my bedroom window from your place, damn i wish i'd known that before lol.
He said with a smirk, you could've just knocked on the fence.
I gave him a smile and said, .. yeah i've thought about it lol.
By this time he's sitting right by me to look at pictures on the lap top.
I get up to light my smoke but he pulls me back into him to sit me on his lap.
(I'm thinking here we go lol.. and my best friend just lost our bet haha bonus).

Then i figure cats out of the bag (no pun intended). So i tell him he has been earmarked for seduction for the last week lol. And how i was loitering to try to run into him.
He tells me he's noticed me from the start. And that day i waved to him when he was backing out of his driveway he thought i looked stunning. And he allways liked my high heels ect. So he's been feeling it all along towards me.
But for some reason he had this impression of me that was a more conservative than i am in actuality.
He told me that after i asked him over all day he was thinking about me at work wondering if something might happen.

Ok so i'm too tipsy to sit on his knee and not feel like i may fall off. So i sit up on my kitchen table and he stands in front of me and holds my face and says can i kiss you?
I didn't answer. I just kissed him.
A couple of minutes later the kitchen table was being pushed against the window by the force of his weight against me bent over it hahaha. And he cock bends in a downward bannana shape. Which i have never seen before.. It was quite awkward to deal with i almost wanted to try a handstand position lol. So yeah that part was good.. but then when i turned round he pulled my hair so hard i thought i was gonna put my neck out.. Oh and he bites!
What.The.Fuck?
Don't get me wrong here i do like a little hair pulling and stuff but not that rough and certianly not to the point of pain. And this biting shit has never done it for me unless its the slow light teeth grazing across the top of my shoulder that tickles more than hurts. Or a succulent gentle lip bite.
But this dude was rough! It was not pleasant.
I tried to make the most of it and did enjoy the parts where he wasnt rough. But like to add insult to injury (literally) he had a semi. Yes thats right a semi. We were at it from 11 till 5 am. I shit you not. And he was still trying- (i'm thinking shoe horn anyone? ).
I said give it up dude he doesn't like me (he= his dick) lol. He said no i lovvveee you its just the alcohol. (and ok we had a considerable amount of vodka between us..mostly him though.)

I had shit to do today and told him point blank that i really had to get some sleep. But he didn't want to leave. He even tried to say i could sleep while he kept going! FFS.

He's all looking at me goo goo eyes saying he cant believe he's over here and that his fantasy had come true. And asked what happens now with us and that he's very keen for more. I told him i hadn't thought that far ahead.
I went on to say, number 1 if you ever bite me again i will bitch slap you with both hands in both ears at the same time.
And 2 when i met you i was under the impression that you were respectful. Now i've told you politely that you need to go and you're arguing your case to stay longer on the basis that my tits are incredible and he'd like some more time with them?? LOL
I'm like where are your manners??
I told him i would set my dogs on him if he didn't go.

And he did.

I haven't seen him since.

Shit i'm starting to think i need a disclaimer of my own. Like ok.. can you get it up at least and i don't know not inflict any physical pain on me? I don't know why i bother with men at all. Women are soooo much better in bed.

The moral of the story boys and girls is~ some things are better left in your head.

But yeah lost i don't regret it really either. It was an experience i learned from- and laughed about lol. It was fun in it's own way. So no big deal. I'm ok with it all.

 

I meant to add.. i know im painting a gahstly picture here but i don't see there being a problem because of what happened comming from him i dont get the impression that he will be a drama for me if i am clear. And i'm not mortified in the sense that i will be uncomfortable here now. I will just smile to myself when i see him because i now have carnal knowledge of him lol and he was a strange one lol.

 

did he seem dominant? thats why u were attracted in the first place.

 

No! Thats the thing. He comes across as shy! So no it wasn't about dominance at all. My attraction to him was physical.

 

ah..it's the seemingly shy ones hiding all that crazy passion..

 

lol i was anxious to know...sent you a private message even. I almost said you should stick with women but hearing from you is priceless..anyways..funny too funny of a story and oh what a dumbass he is and he should be in aa meetings cause he fucked up a good thing...and common sense if you're a freak you can't show all your freakiness the first time lol...do something about your bedroom window there...it may encourage the beast...sorry he was no charmer..but he made for one hell of a story.

 

Yep true that Lost women are the way to go. I've suddenly lost my appetite for men. Next person in sleep with is gonna have two x chromosomes lol.

It allways astounds me how many men think that man handling/being rough with a girl down stairs feels good. What it really does is kill any sensitivity and more to the point it fucking hurts!
Gentle and teasing is the way to go to begin, you need to build up to harder stuff once you have her really going. It's not rocket science, dead set some men need a manual.

(I would've answered your pm but i read it after i posted what happened )

 

Yea...i agree...and he knew he was hurting you...that's the fucked up part. He obviously gets off on that..it wasn't his first rodeo.... i hope you don't have any problems with him...or anymore drinks lol. He should have brought you some fucking flowers too..but above all treated you with class and respect. I think that should be a post for men...to explain the vagina and just how delicate that flower is...and that the gardner should be gentle with the hoe lol It is so much more intense to tease to wait to pine..to long for it...i love 4play...and when you're in love...sex is the best. It's hot to know you're turning someone on...no better feeling. He had no intensions on pleasing anyone but himself.....i say...let your dog shit in his yard as often as possible. lol

 

Funny that, im told i seem shyish and conservative to begin with lol.. But i'm a dirty naughty lustful creature in reality when it comes to sex. But i say hell no to painful shit.

 

Hahaha well said!

I'm not mad though just surprised and bemused by it all. I have no intention of revisiting our tryst. He had his chance and failed- woefully.
When ever he sees me he can simply dream on.

 

Something ....only a sexy woman would say lol

 

Oh i didnt mean it in the sense of talking myself up lol i meant it more like he has absolutley zero chance now. And i know he's dreaming about it because he readily addmitted that last night and the look on his face after we had sex was one of awe and he says he wants more.
He thinks he's struck gold. But his shovel is bent so he won't be getting any hahaha.

 

lol at the bent shovel..... that he will need to get the dog shit out of his yard now ...i didn't say what i said to be smart...if you were an ugly desperate woman...you would have made him breakfast...and set a second date. I think it's hot when a woman knows what she wants...even hotter when she gets what she wants and realizes it's not good enough for her. You clearly don't settle....and that's admirable. I'm guessing he is in heaven..not realizing...he is about to experience hell lol It's too bad you didn't get a free dinner or something out of it too...i love a free meal..like a fat person would lol

 

Sadistic bitches.

Sure, he's a loser, and ought to have learned a long time ago to be gentle with a woman, at least at first, until they WANT it rough, and say so.

But shit, the way you two go on about how much win there is in rubbing in the loss.

I mean, I doubt that the guy is even smart enough to realize what he did, or didn't do. He doesn't sound like the brightest bulb in the herd, and for that matter, neither do the two of you.

My opinion? Fuck you both.

 

Lol you're not my nieghbour are you? Lol. FYI he knew because i told him repeatedly. I don't know if your girl left you for a woman or what your problem is. But having a go at a complete stranger over something that has nothing to do with you smacks of issues of your own. Mind your manners we weren't talking about you.. or were we? lol

Look i'm sorry if our posts offend you but you can allways avert your eyes. The dude hurt me and wouldnt leave cause he wanted to do it some more which isnt stupid it's downright scary. So we are making fun of him, which we are allowed to do. We all have a right to our opninion. As do you. You just sound like you're talking it all a little too personally. Which to me is kind of odd. JMO.

And no im not gonna let my dog shit in his yard lol. Im not going to do anything but steer clear and have a bit of a vent.

 

I'm not your bitch, so I'll mind whatever I choose to mind. It's a public forum, with public issues. Otherwise, go to PM, right?

What I'm saying is that some guys are too dumb, and too gullible, listening to what their "buds" have told them about how a woman says "no", she means "yes",,,

He's just too stupid, basically. And guess what. YOU were attracted to his ilk. Maybe someone besides him needs to smarten up, eh?

Ever hear the word "superficial"?

Sure, my "girl" left me for a "woman",,or "what my problem is",,sure. Is that what you really think, or can't you imagine that someone might think you a stuck-up bitch spider woman, looking for guys to take the bait so that you can find something you don't like and dump 'em.

You get what you deserve in life. Good luck.