Cutting off your finger question?

only help him if he agrees to cut off his pinkie toe and make a matching necklace and you guys can be best friends..like those best friend necklaces, but with pinkies and toes....

 

Use a table saw or other power tool - then just go to the ER - people do it by accident every day. Little chance of major blood loss or shock with a finger - would avoid the do it yourself cauterization though - just show up at the ER - do not bring the finger.

 

Good thought, but he tossed a ladder jack off a roof today and almost took my scalp off so now im more than ready and williing to take his finger off for him, only by luck (im not as quick as some) I
caught it, fucked my hand up a bit but better than my head.

 

why would he need help, and why would you help him?

 

god id like to think that aint yer lil buddie ya drag around with ya everywhere,,on account it sounds like a binkey type fetish that conjures up thoughts of diplaced desires of the,, well ,,lets just say otto in town may be turned on by it...

 

trust me you dont know nigga joe an his fuckin fubared buddie..

it would be entertainment to both of them..

HEY NIGGA JOE,, DILLI SAYS WE FIXIN TO SLAUGHTER THE REST OF THE CHICKENS,,, WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME,,AFTER ALL ITS ALREADY GONNA BE A BLOODY MESS...

 

Ya know good help is hard to find, I thought I was intense till he came along. Hes a good worker, not the crowd id run with but a good dude....the po po was impressed with him though.

 

just fuckin with ya,, we actually like the crazy fucker...

 

The axe can fall on a fingi just as well as a roosters neck, Im up for it......hell it would be another cool tale to tell from the hhb homestead.

 

machette,,,.. an yes,, we just gotta be sue an have some black powder handy to cauterize the nub,, but that shouldnt be a problem for you..

 

the kid i buy from gets his stuff from a guy named ****** mike. i just thought that was kind of relevant.

 

Yea hes kin but twice removed by the daacp, somthing like the deer antler assoc. cutting people or some dam ****** related group, we dont talk no more since he wouldnt let go of my eggo.