Dang, there are some HORNY MFers in here

Underwear, you're a pretty witty guy, you can parlay that into chatting up laides. You've just gotta stop labeling yourself a loser before you start.

Go out there and touch somebody.

I blame a lot of things on my dad too.

 

Mitten_Kitten taught me NEVER to admit ANY mistakes.

I like that. Make mistakes. Fix 'em, whatever.

But don't-beat-yourself-up. Otherwise you lose before you start. Just like lode says.

 

Undies isn't a loser, did he call himself a loser...pfft, if undies is a loser than this world and life is all make believe.. (which it really is...)

 

Also telling someone you are proud of them is a sign of weakness...
It's better to just ignore them, if you're not going to yell at them...

 

Oh so that's what you do with me, right?

Gotcha.

 

Oh, I thought we were talking about my father...sorry.

I will teach you to knit...

 

sorry, y'all are just my foreplay tool, and occaisionally we have good conversations. but mainly i just work long and hard for naked pictures and i don't care about the deep seated reasons.

 

do you want some nudies of me...I'll show you where I hide the biggest mole I have...

 

WOOHOO! i'll take it, keep it in my special folder with horses and people with elephant man disease.

 

:lol: This was the best statement ever...If you were near, I would give you a standing ovation...

 

*bows*

 

Everyone gets hornier when it's cold out. This is my horny month. Oh, and next month, that one too. And possibly the one after that.

 

Oh no, I get much hornier when its warmer

 

i don't really notice much difference in my horny levels from season to season.

 

same here....

 

hey now, speak for yourself

 

i know, right?

 

I get horny when I smell spoiled milk and when I hear my hairdryer...

 

My horniness shall always remain a great mystery.

 

Everyone who gets horny at any time other than the times I am horny sucks and I hate you.

Um, hey, Aristartle - I've had sigs turned off this whole time. Do you mean what yours says?

(And as long as we're on the subject, KC, your daughter looks amazing in your sig.)