danny devito

people speak their truth when they're drunk... people got on mel gibson's case for going off on the jews but he was drunk... even some of my jewish friends go off on the jews when they're drunk... it doesn't make it right but people drink

 

the point is he was invited to be on this show... the fact that he showed up drunk has attracted much attention and viewers to the show which is what show producers desire and so i would imagine if he was to be invited back, there would be a clause in the contract that he has to be drunk... clearly drunkeness has improved his effectiveness

 

I don't want to be a third wheel...I will just leave you two alone to do your thing and go and get married and I will just sit here alone with my cats...all twenty-five of them

 

now now you're reading too much into it

you're not the third wheel

 

no no no I'm gone abroad to Monaco for one evening and look you have a torrid love affair...how am I supossed to feel

 

nothing happened, we just talked of going to the beach - i didn't take that road trip.

how am i supposed to feel when you take a trip to Monaco without me?

 

uuuhhh-- missed?

 

I had to turn down Prince Albert so I can now be faifthful to you. And here you are not being faifthful to me.
you thought about it with her...that's enough...might has well have done it....if you didn't do it.

 

i am faithful to you - i think about a lot of things, but it all ends up back to you

 

it doesn't seem like you were thinking of me last night ):

 

"it really doesn't matter in the big scheme of things, who fucks who" jesus

 

Geez... you two have monogamously not having sex for how long? So the Fitz slipped and didn't have sex with another person... so lyns, when will you forgive and start not having sex with him again?

 

oh believe me, i was :X

 

heeeeheeheeeeee good

 

hahaaaaaa i don't know it may take a long time for me to not have sex with him again

 

are you folks all drunk? this thread is about danny devito

 

i told you, my actions speak for themself - those actions are geared to you

 

Not anymore, apparently.

 

Okay just don't get with her again...I never thought that was your type Chris

 

Is that "don't get with her" or "don't not get with her"? I'm trying very hard to be confused.