danny devito

i can deal with that...she wasn't my type, but she still was quite good looking

 

prettier than me? or just different?

 

she has nothing on you

 

I like that answer...I think...I am confused d;

 

yes, you should like that answer

 

Gee, I'd rather read about a short & loudmouthed 62 year old washup recycled for low-quality sitcoms and Christmas movies than you three bumbling dunces. Get your own thread.

 

yea well, deal with it

 

ahhh shut it

 

Posting that is beyond dealing with it..

 

dude you should try drunk picture taking it is fun...if I don't say so myself...hence the pic of me wrapping myself around the golf club...he and I make a tight drunk pair

 

Unfortunately the thread got contaminated during lab work and Danny DeVito's DNA got contaminated and as a result the thread was thrown irreversibly off course. We may need to perform a transfusion with an equal mix of Mr DeVito's blood and alcohol.

 

Danny Devito is standing up under our computer desk trying to kiss my thighs...hold on let me draw a sample

 

I think it is safe to say, girls in one room, men in the other until we can sort this mess out. The females' has a keg so I'll, uh, keep a close eye.

 

Do you mean to suggest that he's mistaken you for Rhea Perlman? He must really be drunk and adding alcohol to his blood sample may not be necessary.

 

so you post a picture that i'm sure everyone has seen of me drunk. you want a door prize?

 

Suuuuuure you will!

 

no he said he likes them young and so does she. she has sent him out to find me....he was hiding in our gnome garden earlier... we didn't spot him for a long timw the fucker blended right in

 

how about you stay in your own little room by yourself?

 

How does one plant a gnome garden? Do you chop off a little arm and stick it in water so it'll grow roots?

 

I already explained our gnome gardens to you in another thread. Why would one forget something so important?