DARE rhymes and raps.... this should be interesting..

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by deadsilence020, Jul 9, 2005.

  1. Shampoo

    Shampoo Banned

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    ooooooh lol i get it
     
  2. goofydrummer

    goofydrummer Senior Member

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    here my go at a dare rap...

    if you think your so cool
    wipe of that drool
    and throw away that herb
    or else you'll be a fool

    because that herb is a poison
    messing up your brain
    just taking one hit
    can make you go insane

    listen to the cops
    when they tell you what to do
    cause they're right when they dis the herb
    it can kill you

    and dont drop that lsd
    you should be like me
    and find your anti-drug
    or else ill kick your knee
     
  3. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

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    Hahahaha

    I actually wrote a DARE poem in 5th grade and won a DARE medal for it
     
  4. PLyTheMan

    PLyTheMan Senior Member

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    I gave some kind of speech when I finished dare back however many years ago it was. I found my old Dare workbook and all I had in it for reasons not to smoke pot were "It will make you sick and dumb" or something like that...
     
  5. Blind_Melon_Chitlin'

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    I actually memorized that and had to perform it onstage with other kids for my 5th grade DARE graduation. Its pretty funny to look back at that, how ironic, shows how the DARE program completely doesnt work.
     
  6. deadonceagain

    deadonceagain mankind is a plague

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    ahah my old DARE officer first thing he said when we started it was that he sees kids he taught in DARE smokeing weed all the time ,and has aressed a few for other stuff,they would always say while being aressed hey wherent you my DARE officer or he would be like littile mike i knew you in 5th grade, in DARE we realy didnt talk about weed it was mostly gang violence and hard drugs
     
  7. underplay

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    Pathetically immature.

    Oh yea..i have nothing against DARE really..they are keeping younger kids out of trouble untill they get older and start realizing that religion, and politics is all bullshit.
     
  8. stranger

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    dont get me wrong, i love me some pot sometimes, but a good percent of what she wrote seems true enough to me. i think so many people get such a good idea about pot since they think the government and media and the system are full of shit about everything, and i understand that. they dont tell you the truth, so you assume that everything they say is a lie... but pot isnt 100% good for you and society and our culture, and the world would not become some magical place if everyone just got high on dope all the time.
     
  9. stranger

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    damn man, have you no soul or even an ounce of compassion in your heart? that was a good poem, and lots of mother fuckers DO die from drunk driving and alcohol and have their lives fucked up, and probably pot too. pot is closing your mind just as much as you think its been opened. do you not even realize that the 12 year old could not have wrote that poem if she had been killed by a drunk driver? and i bet 12 year olds get offered beer all the time in america. in germany and some other places they dont even have a drinking age[​IMG]
     
  10. Jack_Straw2208

    Jack_Straw2208 Senior Member

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    Jack_Straw2208 Senior Member

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  12. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    your stupid :)

    but stupid people can be correct even if the thinkning behind what tehyre saying is wrong.

    if theres one thing i take very seriously its driving. drink driving is plain stupid. stoned driving is less of a risk, depending on the person. but drink driving is pretty much taking out some brake fluid and putting KY on the steering wheel. why cant people jsut sleep in their fuckin car instead of driving home?

    i also agree with that otehr guy that children this age SHOULD be tought that drugs are badbadbad. as long as theyre fixed up by the time theyre adults. because children on drugs and alchohol IS badbadbad.


    hehe but i like some of the stuff you guys are doing. here, i shall write a poem now of the nature good children would write! :D

    mummy said to have a smoke
    daddy asked to have a poke
    he sold my uncle my underwear
    he told me that we all should share

    when i took my puff of the cigarette
    i really liked the taste i met
    and now i smoke a pack a day
    and when i have a child ill say

    have a smoke, take a pill
    shoot some smack and stand still
    i need a picture for your uncle bob
    (but i really just sell them caus i have no job)

    i fucked my sister and i fucked myself
    but its all good, caus on the shelf
    is a great big jar of coke and meth
    i mix them up, caus mixed is best

    ive got a deal with the local cop
    he deals me busts from around the block
    we used to go to school together
    we smoked dope together, and scored chicks together

    I guess ive never known a good person
    all we do is cut of eachotehrs johnson
    but its a good life i live and id never give it up
    now excuse me please,
    ive got some whore
    to fuck
     
  13. deadonceagain

    deadonceagain mankind is a plague

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    ahaha your joking 12 years get offered beer by who? ive never seen anyone get offered alcohol thats that young maybe 15 at the yougest i dont know anyone who will buy booze for some one under 16
     
  14. underplay

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    Hes just bashing U.S., obviously he thinks this country is full of uneducated citizens with nothing other todo other then give minors alcohol..lmao

    But instead, this country is full of uneducated illegal immigrants with nothing other todo then steal from legal citizens, and sell illegal crap...hmmm maby alcohol to minors?
     
  15. Budman420

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    heres one i found, this kids good, hes going somewhere in life, no joke, hes good

    ok alright
    beet blight
    black kite
    durty dozen on the stairs, with 3 flashlights
    one right
    mcwhite
    green light
    hit da gas den we go on a new flight
    we be outa sight

    ima a show stoppa
    right wing poppa
    ima west coast choppa
    a poppa, made out of copper
    grass hopper
    improper
    chronic kopper
    wen i use it, im an eye dropper

    so dont stop,
    just bob,
    hip hop,
    dont mop,
    go swap ya moms tv for a yay rock
    go chop
    cut it up in lines, mix it with heinze,
    while your carying 3 sawed off nines

    yo freind losses, from the bullets it produces
    at bruces, drinkin juices, no excuses
    misusues and reduces brain activity
    no learning capacity, sensivity
    is something you lost in the theory of relativity
    white man, began, to kick a beer can
    stumpled over and lost his motha fuckin ground plan
    no attention span, in the sea of japan, he needs a retirement plan
     
  16. Jack_Straw2208

    Jack_Straw2208 Senior Member

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    shit man, who did that?
     
  17. THCsetmefree

    THCsetmefree Member

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    I love how the goverment of a "free" country try to brainwash kids about drugs in like 5th and 6th grade...
     
  18. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    Man you are dumb as hell... I am also quoting on your second post as well.

    Who offers 12 year olds beer? What part of the USA are YOU living in? And I will counter your saying "a good percent of what she said was true"... BWHAHAHAA... she said you will get high and try to fly and you will die... are you kidding me? "beer will rot your brain".. no it will rot your liver, and possibly fuck up your brain if ure drinkin 24/7....

    Anyhow... I agree with teaching kids about drugs at a young age like that... but force feeding them moronic lies and BRAINWASHING them is just plain wrong. You dont belong on these forums man...
     
  19. sacrament32

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    ok heres mine

    Smoke Smoke Smoke
    Toke Toke Toke
    Coke Coke Coke
    Your parents hate u
     
  20. SirTokesAlot

    SirTokesAlot Lives

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    gay gay gay
    you are gay
    that was was
    a gay ass poem
    you suck...

    lol, j/p
     
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