DARE rhymes and raps.... this should be interesting..

btw.. this is a good thread.. it should get sticky'd, lol

 

i got another one oooo
D.A.R.E is for GAYS
dont forget to get ur cat SPADE
In Halo two toss a GRENADE
maybe even get ur dog SPADE
my moms boobs are man MADE
i like LEMONADE
that tree has some SHADE

 

Ya it would

 

dude ure high as hell I bet... "my mom's boobs are man made" ...priceless ...you have made my day!! lol

 

Not cool

 

yeah i wouldnt reccomend sayin that either... the only part I got a laugh out of was the boobs part

 

Yeah, the rest was pretty damn funny, but yeah...

 

my bad nothing else i could think of

 

god dude.. make ure signature smaller.. its fucking up the resolution of the website

 

It's all good dude, and I don't mean to sound like I just sit around and bitch about shit, but SirTokesAlot is right, you should make your sig pic a little smaller man...

 

ya that was my bad i tried but it got really big one sec

 

LikeI said earlier man, it's all good. What happened to that dudes arm man?

 

I am a drug user
a substance abuser
chronic boozer
thought i was cool at the time
but i was nothin but a loser
took my first hit of pot 4 years ago
now ive went through crack, ecstasy, mushrooms and blow
i bet youd never believe me if i told you a story
i was hangin out with my best friend corey
and me and corey were hooked on a drug called cocaine
we had no money at the time so we had to use are brain
but there wasnt very much of it left with all the stuff ive put it through
but i knew there was a way and he did to
so we called up a dealer to have him meet me at the gym
and as soon as he got there i had a suprise for him
he pulled an 8th of yay and i snatched it from his hand
and i was gona go along with what i had planned
i pulled out a gun and shot him in his pitutiary gland
then a ran
not knowin what was ahead
3 guys in the backseat
jumped out of the car and fled
so im sittin home that night paranoid as hell
with 2 grams of coke in my body that sure didnt help
so the next day at home i get a knock at my door
its 2 florida sherrifs that ive dealt with all before
and before they said anything i shot them both with a 44
my life is becoming hell its nothing but war to end war
and now that this has happend im sure to get caught for sure
so now with all this complexion
i look at my relfection
shoot my self
best idea ive had with total perfection
so how did i write this, im a ghost in with an internet connection

 

Pot is (the) shit
Dont take that hit
It'll ruin your life
All sorrow and strife

It'll fund Osama
Maybe kill yo mama (I had to do it)
Ditch your little bro
You alwasy need mo

Run oughta money
That shit aint too funny
You have no job
Pot made you a slob!

Your brain will fry
You'll prolly die
From gettin high
Just dont ask why

Plenty of ways
to get natural highs
I'm not brainwashed
Cus TV never lies

Well, thats the best I could do at making propaganda fed juvenile raps...

 

some think life is dark or bright
so lets get together and feel alright.

 

I love it, lol

 

Weed, ironicly, is way to get a natural high. Its a plant.

I thought that was real for a secend there, man. Nice work.

 

i really must say
marijuana i love you
please let me fuck you

 

iiiiii just wanna... marrry joanna...
but i cant, because its bad for my heath
no i cant, because its baaaaad for my health..


lol, who wrote that song? its on the everyone does it.com videos and shwatnot

 

now you stoners all know about dare, and how they said that they all care, so they lie a couple times, plus they make up shitty rhymes, maybe its cuz they like to smoke your pot, but really, dare can smoke my cock.