Dealbreakers

overweight, abstinence, bad taste in music, ugly friends i have to pretend to like, bad taste in food, cat lovers, bad teeth, smokers, bothered by my smoking, i can keep going forever.

 

can't/won't keep a job, extreme drug habit, lying, cheating, not accepting me the way i am, not loving my dogs, being harmful to self or others (including animals), working too much.......maybe my mom is right and i am too picky after all!

 

Based on what I've read so far
are most of yall unattached/single in R/L?

If not is your Partner just this side of a ME's Death Certificate?

*curious*

 

Either one of us not be who we totally are.

 

LOL Only you would come up with Abstinence Bro. I love it!
I agree with the ugly friends!!!

 

Not sure if this was mentioned, but being dumb is a deal breaker for me. I divorced my ex because he was stupid and I really got tired of explaining things to him that normal people should know. And forget trying to have an intelligent conversation with him. I found myself seeking out other people to talk to so I didn't go mad having to live with that idiot. LOL. Actually, that is kinda how I ended up at Hipforums to begin with. Now that I know better, I would never date someone who wasn't on the same intellectual level as I am.

And of course the other things like burning puppies and kicking babies. Those are deal breakers.

 

One that reaaaaaaaaly goes thro me , is girls and hair ( no , hair on the head etc is fine obviously ,)
I mean like otherwise really fit girls ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
disgusting

Ok my other deal breakers are:-
gold diggers
wanting me to get shot of my boys ( my cats)
explosively inexplicably bad tempers and attemps at bossiness , or life regimentation
Nowadays , politics I dont like( I used to tolerate it tho)- even tho I hate some of my friends politics.
Embarrassing me infront of friends.( itd have to be something mega bad tho)

Also:-
Making voodoo dolls of me( sorry its just me)

Inviting all her teddy bears to dinner with us , particularly if she starts talking about how "Mummy never loved her and forced her to dress as a boy" (esp when I notice the wine tastes suspiciously like drain cleaner)

Suspicious evidence of recent digging in the garden

An obsession with sharp objects( particularly when they stroke them and sing that rhyme about Freddy Kruger)

Paraphenalia of black magic involvement left around the house.

Strangling me in my sleep

And worst of all , her being friendly with sleazy no good cops( even tho I love girls in uniform

PS does anyone think I attract difficult relationships? lol

 

Actually I fell out with a girl because she didnt like me making jokes about gays and other people.I was shocked when she took such offence at it , because in reality Ive got no problem with gay people.

Looking back it wasnt really a big thing , if we had a different sense of humour
- I was just taken aback - as if Id said something really bad about her mother