Dear women of huipforums who don't like me

I feel like someone hacked into her account.

 

i wish someone had hacked her account and had posted these last few messages. unfortunately, it's just a failed attempt at redemptive humor.

 

Yes, we've spent a lot of money there and shop at the BIGGEST ONE IN THE WORLD in san francisco. They said the trip to San Francisco's store alone would equal one year of happiness alone. JUST THE VISIT, because the store was so phenominal. I asked for a stmap on my passsport, to mark the momentous occasion, but to my dismay, they did not do passport stamps.
With Marie, I do think her insecurities are caused by not being able to wear white pants. There are two types of women int his world; the ones who can pull of white pants and keep them clean, and then the kind with big asses. I am glad I am the previous.
As far as parenting skills. We all know I used to teach parenting classes and was a behavioralist. OBVIOUSLY I know everything there is to know about child rearing. EVERYTHING. I mean I have a degree from a good school, so OBVIOUSLY I know everything.

 

This ^

 

She's trying to make herself look better by making out as if this whole thread was a joke and she's just trolling.

By now, that's what she was doing.. in the beginning, I don't think so.

Either way, the levels of stupidity presented here are pretty goddamned funny.

 

*nods* Yep, Bella's definitely lawling now.

 

actually there are THREE types of women in this world

i can wear white pants, but i cant keep em clean...not with sticky little jelly fingers pawing at me all the time

if i liked white pants i might care, but they're really just pants after all...

i like all colors of pants, i dont discriminate.

 

Posting Under the Influence (PUI) can get ugly.

 

No, there are only two types... The type you can tolerate and the type you cannot.

 

There's NOTHING funny about the Banana Republic or being over a size 14 and not being able to fit int heir pants. I was there for about 3 months. ABout 6 years ago, I was a size 16. It was so hard walkign into banana republic and only being able to buy shirts. I couldn;t brag on the internet, because I was fat and BSR catches onto that really quick. I mean he can smell fat, like it's a big tub of uncooked bacon, ready to go on the grill and feed his lean, adolescent boy body.
I really want to help people who are over a size 14. Helping people is what I like to do. I used to be a counselor, and of course taight parenting classes, but now I want to help people fit in clothing at the Banana Republic. I am going to do it for free too. I really pride myself on being philanthropic.
I need to wash some white pants. I will then take a pciture of my small and cellulite free ass and tell everyone how they too can wear white pants AND look good in them.
Mary, i am not very satisfied with your list making capabilities. I would tell you to add that I have a small ass, but I know you won't because it pains you writtign all the good thigns about me. You just like to focus on the negative and be jealous of me, like everyone else in this fucking world who wants to be me so bad

 

why would anyone want a tiny ass? i would never want a small ass. i love my junk in my trunk

 

Yep, this post just blew a 0.12

What time zone is she in? Isn't it a little early to be this wasted?

 

i<3u4ever bella...

but honestly, you're gettin pretty whacky here...if you wanna think im jealous that you fit into banana republic clothes, thats fine lol....i dont even know what banana republic is to be honest with you, and i pride myself on not being a label whore...i buy clothes that are comfortable and durable, cause my life aint be no fashion show, dig?!



i dont even know what to reccomend to you, if you're smokin some fuckin prime weed, lay off...

if you're not smokin, get to it...

if the pills aint workin, start mixin...

i dont know man...good luck though.

 

This is my professional advice:
Have your children wear a white linen and silk blend for a day. If they get spots on it, their allowance goes straight to the dry cleaners! I really teaches children responsibility.

 

It's weird how you seem to still be taking this seriously.
Obvious troll is obvious.

 

It's small, but perky and round. My husband refers to it as 'my trophy wife ass'.

 

Im the type with the big ass.

 

Something really weird is going on in this thread.

 

yeah there is, bella is a pants racist

 

fat asses make the world go round :cheers2: we should have our own club or something