Define lazy

Now see I thought you might say then you'd have to get up and if you up you mine as well go pee in the toilet or the shower where you empty your bag.

 

hmmm...well the bag serves as an extra bladder, bladder fills up then starts flowing to the bag or "external piss tank"

Thats where I buy my extra time. Sitting up to pee in a bed pan causes alzheimers.

 

Ive thought about getting one of those rascals. IT would prolly make my legs alot weaker if i used it.

 

a rascal, damn that sounds good.

I've often fascinated about me on one of those with my pants down and a couple of hookers dressed like grocery store deli workers.

 

Would they be removing your pee bag or would they be making a sandwich out of you?

 

scantily clad deli workers undoing my pee bag while I'm on a rascal yummmm


but probably not a good idea since the self made hole to my bladder is well, for lack of a better word "ragged"