Dentist = Death Wizard

That you look like a girl again?

 

I got my first filling ever just last april

 

Yeah, I just got my first one too. I think it was probably from all that drinking and forgetting to brush my teeth... but I was said because I liked being able to act superior because I never had a cavity

 

I have a huge fear I start shaking and sweating and want to cry and my vision goes hazy... I really really don't like going. I don't know why, I've only had two "grooves filled" and that's it. I have good teeth.

I'll have to go soon

 

My time is about up too. I'll pray for you lol.

 

yeah man the dentist is basically a little taste of torture....Its one of the scariest chairs ever

 

I've been going to see the same dentist since I was a very little kid and have probably only had a handful of fillings.

Last time I went I had to have half the side of my face numbed because of a cavity. It was tollerable. I had fun pinching my face and lip's on the trip back home, seeing as I couldn't feel a damn thing for about two and a half hour's.

 

Isn't it true that dentists have the highest suicide stats?

I feel really bad about that I've never met anyone who wanted to be a dentist (except for an actual dentist).

 

i had cavities since i was 12...i just never bothered with them until pieces started breaking off lol...its back one so it never affected my handsome rugged looks

btw they fucked up the filling twice,,i currently have a 3rd temporary medicated one in that tooth but im fed up and will probably get the fucker yanked out next week

i like to have something to drink beside my bed so i can take a drink if i wake up..and used to keep gingerale there lol..im surprised i even still have teeth (i keep bottled water now)

 

I say I've never had a cavity, but I did have a tooth break off into three ugly pieces when I was younger. Meh, baby teeth.

I also had one of my canine teeth spots grow two teeth two times, so essentially I had four teeth grow there. My brother's were the same too. baby teeth, then one started growing over it and eventually pushed it out, then another one grew and pushed that one, then yet another. Lol....

 

Hahahahahaha I just got the funniest visual!

 

I had to get a tooth pulled one time and I picked a dentist at random out of the phone book. This little Indian guy comes in, I mean he's about 4 foot 6 inches tall at best. He gives me a shot to numb me up and leaves. He comes back after awhile and asks if I can feel anything, and I can't. So he grabs these pliers and climbs into the chair with me for leverage.......

 

A far funnier visual offered below:

 

While I don’t like going to the dentist; I do enjoy those hot dental assistance’s just out of school whose job it is to put the patient at ease by leaning over you and pressing their large breasts up against you :2thumbsup:


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HAAAA I should probably make an inquiry about that before I go into the next office.

 

my dentist has good looking help too...the secretaries chair is very low...im sure she knows we all look into her top...i stare at the helpers boobs too..if they didnt want us to they would dress proper

 

that reminds me ..i should probably not wear sweatpants next time i go there

 

I don't like going to the dentist, but I've been getting off pretty lightly the last few times,
he keeps saying I have very good teeth and that I'm lucky.

he's Greek and has an unpronouncable name, which is awkward when he greets me
using my name, and I respond with an unconvincing "hi"

 

Men should NEVER wear sweatpants!!!!

 

I used to think that too..never wore them for decades...now I dont give a shit...ill even wear them with my loosest underwears..its feels almost as good as being naked