Dentist = Death Wizard

I always get the hot assistant getting me ready. All nice and stuff. "Are you comfortable?" "Would you like to listen the radio, or watch some TV?"

Then the dentist comes in.

Me: Can I have some gas?

Dent: Nope.

*JAB in a nerve with the needle*

Me: AAAAHHH!!!

Dent: Oh, sorry, sometimes ya hit a nerve, sometimes ya don't, haw haw.

*DRIIILLL, BASH BASH, DRIIIILLLLL, BASH BASH BASH!!*

Yep, fun times.. fun times.

 

i can say that if going to the dentist was a hobby, it sure wouldnt be one of my hobbys

 

I like it when they give me loads of laughing gas, and drug me to shit.

 

all i ever got was needles ..and i guess my dentist is good at giving them because i dont even feel the needle