Depression(POEM)

sorry you're feeling depressed. I'm right there with you today.

 

There was a poster named Priss
Decided her day resembled piss
She decided to call
Her aunt from Nepal
But instead got a sloppy wet kiss

 

from who?

 

The question is from what. And the answer is tomatoes.

 

lol. Jersey tomatoes-- best tomatoes in the country! :cheers2:

 

You can use the sauce on your face to make me my pizza. Extra cheese!

 

are you calling me a pizza face ????

btw, pizza should never have extra cheese on it !!!!

 

Haha, I agree...most of the time it has just the right amount of cheese. Unless it's frozen. Those bastards always skimp the cheese.

 

:cheers2:

not only is too much cheese detrimental to a pizza, but it's also a huuuge rip off paying around $2 extra for 20% more cheese.

 

I'd give you a wet kiss but I'm too old.

 

He doesn't produce saliva in his old age, you see.

 

Actually, I can't stop drooling.

 

Then you've no excuse! Sloppy kisses for all!

 

So, all you young ladies don't think my face is too old and hairy to kiss?

 

ellios :drool5:

 

I worked at a pizza place for like.... a while. people would order 'light extra cheese'.. paying an extra $2 for a about 9 more shreds of mozzerella cheese....

 

haha, i've worked in pizza for years, and i've never heard "light extra cheese."

 

also 'well done but not too well done'
some people would ask for their pizza not cooked so they could go home and throw it in the oven. people around here are just weird.

 

this sort of thing is the reason I decided to stop coming here.

ok bye rt.

 

Bye.