Describe The Person Below You

Bruce:

 

Blimey, imagine that face bearing down on you in the dark, all sweaty and eager

 

Id rather not indulge in your kind of fantasy right now Jonby

 

Sex deity

 

Keeps a bag of assorted bright shiny objects in the garage. Which bright shiny objects? Who knows..

 

Is mad about wallpaper

 

Ooh I actually am, well the crazy wallpaper anyway!

Must wear odd socks and hop in a circle three times before putting them on

 

I can't wear odd socks! They are evil :O

Secretely wishes to be named Gertrude.

 

but you can call me Gertie


has an annoying habit

 

Every night before I can ever sleep I have to take a sip of water, spit that water down the sink and run the tap to rinse it down, then take a second sip which I swallow. Thats genuinely actually true Im also obsessed with bedsheets being on at the right angle. Other than that, Im not a compulsive person! Its all condensed into a 2 minute night time ritual

Uhm, likes snow

 

Indeed I do! Just don't see enough of it..

Is allergic to cranberries and washing soda.

 

Cranberries once cured my urinary infection and I bought some washing soda today...most probably the closest youre going to get But hey, I shall await a true match for a while before just assuming...you never know!

 

*Cough

 

Yep just as I thought

Has never helped a granny across the road

 

Well they're pretty tough round here, you don't mess with the grannies.

Is always right.

 

Now that definitely describes me!

Has to peel the skin off grapes before eating them.

 

I'm almost posh enough for that, though I recognise that most of the polyphenols in grapes vital to a healthy cardiovascular system are found in the skin, thus one could say I'm too posh to peel grapes before eating them.

The next person will be egregious in the extreme....

 

NEVER has to look things up in a dictionary...just like me...

 

They used to call me the walking dictionary at school

Would rather go naked than wear fur... in the arctic!

 

It would depend entirely on WHY I was in the arctic...If I had no choice in the matter and I needed to be there for the sake of the survival of humanity or something then Id probably wear it if it was all that was available, grim as that would be, who wouldnt? BUT if I was just there because I got lost or went on holiday or something Id go naked and die for being so STUPID However that situation would never arise as there would always be other clothing options rather than the flesh and coat of another creature, unless some crazy global clothes burning disaster had happened, or theyd all been taken by aliens along with our machines and skills needed to make new ones

Im thinking too much about this, arent I?
:leaving:

Oh, feels guilty about something they did as a child