Describe Your Partner An What There Like In Bed.

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  1. MojoToto

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    Currently between relationships ( broke up last April when her career took her to the U.S.) However she (Clare)looks a bit like Sandra Oh
     
  2. Mountain Valley Wolf

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    I asked a certain F. Kafka what it was like to have sex with his wife. This is what he replied:

    The sharp points of her 8 legs scratch and dig into my back. Her vagina tastes, how would I describe it...? Dank. It is moist and slippery, but not warm. At the moment of her orgasm, she holds me tight and her fangs dig into my neck and release a venom. The venom is at once, calming and relaxing, like an opiate, yet it is simultaneously hallucinogenic, and such a strong aphrodisiac, that I forthwith climax, and ejaculate heavily into her, entranced in an intense orgasm. But alas, I know that this venom takes a toll on me, and at some point, only God knows when, I shall become completely paralyzed by it, at which point she will devour me completely--not metaphorically, but completely consuming me, and I assume that as the pieces of my body digest within her, it will provide energy to my hundreds of offspring that will surely be growing in her egg sack.

    You would think I would want to stop before such a cruel fate befalls me. But it is also very addictive, this venom, and I am continuously consumed with a strong desire to copulate with her.

    -----some months later, F. Kafka disappeared...
     
  3. KindaWeird

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    She's very conservative. One thing is that she's pre-menopausal, so I don't think her hormone levels are that great.

    But in general she's always been very conservative. She doesn't like looking at her body (she's a cute, petite asian girl), she doesn't like being photographed, she's very very apprehensive of my going down on her. She's very unaware of her body - she rarely went to a gynecologist and she had a yeast infection for an extended period because she's so body-unaware. When I take videos of us having sex she's adamant that she doesn't want to see them and she especially doesn't want to see her genitals.

    I can usually make her cum if I can do oral on her or use my fingers, but usually she uses a vibrator while I suck on her tits and then after that I penetrate her. It all kind of makes me feel like sex is for my benefit alone and that she's kind of doing me a favor. Indeed, she rarely initiates.

    We're so incredibly compatible outside the bedroom. We understand each other so well. But in the bedroom we're completely different. I was much MUCH more sexually compatible with my previous gf, but she was impossible to be around.
     
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  4. MojoToto

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    ps her father is caucasian British and her mother is Japanese.
     
  5. MojoToto

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    Missed the bit about what Clare is like in bed. Very highly sexed. Voracious for sex and although I am also of that ilk I couldnt satisfy her needs to a sufficient level.
     
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  6. Tonynewyork6969

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    Wife and I still going strong at 63 and 62 respectively. Bi fb is 62 and much more into varied positions and toys. Working on her squirting. Fwb at 53 is into fisting, toy's, squirting. Multiple orgasms for them as well
     
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