Dirt

but then i always read your posts and think that guy is rolling his eyes at me, and that hurts my feelings. so stoppit. if you stop, ill rub your feet

 

But <---he's my favorite...

 

but......he hurts my feelings

 

Awwww.... Why?

 

cuz i always think hes rolling his eyes at me, and that makes me feel stupid. i dont wanna feel stupid. my ma used to call me stupid *single glistening tear on cheek*

WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Awww that's so sad.... But doesn't the lil' bugger look happy?

 

<----he looks happy. i like him.

<-----he just looks like hes calling me stupid

touch me.

 

Alright I won't use him... And I'll only touch you if we run naked in the forest....

 

awww thank you pitpat! youre too kind

and while were in the forest, lets make love

 

Right-O! Haha I'm so lame... Grr must resist the temptation to do it... not using the rolleyes is hard...

 

it may be hard, but it makes sarah happy

your a good husband, pitpat.

 

What? You went and got us married behind my back?! That's it, this calls for rough sex. :X

 

yep. we got married in the forest. youre my husband.

and yes, i need to be punished

 

Hehe, now it's your turn in the collar...

 

I like it

 

hey hey hey! dont forget the whips and chains. those are fun

 

No more talking from you, now strip down for your lashing!

 

okay

 

Oh, and if you would kindly place your arms into the cuffs hanging from the wall.... Yeah that would be great....

 

youre gonna have to loosen these buckles first...