Dirty Lymeric

i once met a girl that loved hugs
they said her cha cha had bugs
when i gave it a lick
i swallows a tick
so instead i just tugged on her jugs

 

There once was a man named Martin
Who was very adept at fartin'
The smell of his breeze
Was like rancid old cheese
And it left your nostrils a' smartin'!

 

there once was a man from bandu
he fell asleep in a kanu
he dremt of venus
and played with his penis
and woke up with a handful of goo

 

There once was a man from Nantucket.
Who invented the atomic rocket.
The force from the blast blew his balls up his ass.
And he found his penis in his pocket.