Dirty One Liner Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by easygoing, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    What does an 80 year old vagina smell like?...


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    Depends
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I won the chance to name a road in the local town...I named it Skin Street.




    [the people at no.4 aren't happy with me....smirk]
     
  3. andyreckx

    andyreckx Member

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    so a panda bear walks into a bar

    he says to the bar tender,

    "let me get a burger and a beer"

    the bar tender gives the panda a burger and a beer

    and when the panda was done

    he got up and shoots everybody in the bar dead

    except the bar tender

    the cowaring bar tender looks to the panda and asked why

    and the panda said "im a panda ,look me up"

    so the bar tender pulls out and encyclpeida and looks for "panda"

    Panda ; Large black and white mamal ,Eats shoots and leaves
     

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