Do not mix Erection with Alcohol

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Raving Sultan, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    You are being real hard on me tonite. You are going to make me lose my woody.
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    No...:( I'm 5'1". Which really doesn't qualify me as a midget.
     
  3. Raving Sultan

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    Well on my computer screen you look quite small so its working for me
     
  4. alex714

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    I'm just playing, Don Juan. Im not being a bitch...or am I?
     
  5. Raving Sultan

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    Scurry off Alex, I found me a younger woman who is a midget too.
     
  6. alex714

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    Well sorry for being a giant, asshole. I cant help it if Im tall *runs off crying*
     
  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I love it when you are bitchy.
     
  8. Raving Sultan

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    Are you tall? How big are you?
     
  9. aphrodite_pretty

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    Who did you get pregnant?
     
  10. alex714

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    Ditto, bitch. :)
     
  11. Raving Sultan

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    Nobody yet, or none that I know of. When I have kids I dont want to know until the kid is potty trained and can walk.
     
  12. alex714

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    Dont be so nosy.
     
  13. Raving Sultan

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    sniff sniff
     
  14. alex714

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    want a foot up your ass?
     
  15. Raving Sultan

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    As long as it isnt one of these hippy dirty barefeet with corns and all crusty.
    i love you hippies but ladies i like smooth clean feet that smell good and nail polish...
     
  16. alex714

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    Im a yuppie, not a hippie
     
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