Do people bake bacon?

or babe. or the pig in charlottes web.

 

I want to pet a pig, I've never touched one. I wonder if they're soft.

 

no, they're not. kinda bristly and stiff. but they're super cool. i really like pigs.

 

Many years ago there was a Green Acres reunion and the journalist asked Eva Gabor and Eddie Albert, "whatever happened to Arnold?" Eddie said, "Oh, we ate him!" Eva replied, "Oh, don't say that!"

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What's Green acres?

 

I think you mean Eddie Albert, and yes, Eddie had quite a sense of humor

I hope

Hotwater

 

lol, I like that.
I'm not saying I hate pigs, per se. Just not that into them. I've been harassed by one before, and it's not too much fun. And I was feeding the greedy little bastard! He could've gotten those damn apples himself and he knew it, but no. He insisted on biting the hell out of my leg when I realized I had shit to do and walked away.
Pigs can be real dicks.

 

Yes, Albert. My error.

That interview was funny. Eddie and Eva sounded much like they did on the sitcom. I'm not sure if that was an act for the interview or if that was just their normal personalities.

It was mentioned that they had to train another pig every few months since they grow so quickly (and eventually get eaten).

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hahahahahhahaha niiiice