Well, I have big nads, theres no use denying it, ego? actually they tend to bring out my insecurities, I worry that in 20 years time I'm going to be able to audition the left one for the role of "speed bag" in Rocky XI
It has happened to me once when I was working as a Park Ranger and this little kid came up to me and said "I thought you were a boy the whole time" It was awesome.... or not. Luckily I have since then grown boobs and grown my hair out so that doesn't happen anymore.