do roommates drive u crazy?

i think you win so far

 

We got so fed up with one roommate once that we pissed in the gallon bottle of wine he would drink everynight by himself.

 

worst roommate experience: she brought home a kitten before it was weaned and it kept jumping on me and biting my nipples! :tongue:

 

I have three roommates from hell. I am never moving in with people I don't know again.

 

Well I have housemates. I had to scratch superglue off my thumbs. That was half an hour ago. My house mate can’t say “Don’t close the curtains. I don’t like it when you do that.” So he just puts superglue all over the curtain rails. So I had to scrape the stuff from my thumbs. I think that explains everything.

 

btw, the acetone in nail polish remover removes superglue like a charm

 

I dont have roommates
But I know they would drive me crazy, i'm not very tolerant.

 

I've never had bad roomates.

I have the entire basement of a house all to myself, except for the spider that made a web in he corner of the stairs. He's been living there for a month now rent-free, that lazy moocher!!!

*shakes fist*

 

when i was about half the age i am now, i had a kind of mild stroke, from the stress of living with someone. i've never really wished to again, but now i have a wife, which is stressful enough. thank whatever high one be, at least we're both past the child bearing stage of life.

i wouldn't mind letting someone else build whatever kind of shack or shelter for themselves on it if i had a piece of land somewhere. provided they were quiet and considerate and could be relied upon to remain so.

just as long as i didn't have to live in the same house with them.

don't get me wrong; i love people. i just love for them to be happy, healthy, and elsewhere.

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My mother lives with me (I pay the bills), yet she thinks she runs the show. It drives me nuts! She'll do whatever she wants, invite whoever over without a care for me. She thinks she pays everything and takes care of everything...I get $200 a month from her when I have about $1200 in bills a month...I want to kick her out.