Do vampires freak you out?

Depends where she bites or cuts though, It would be really awkward if you got there to do it and shes like ok drop your trousers, and your like WHAT?!? and shes like yeah I forgot to tell you that I bite dicks. But maybe she'll suck yours after.

 

thats what im saying, rough medieval vampire sex is like the best thing ever. i feel jelous for how amazing those times were to be screwing around...

 

people who pretend that they are drinking blood and eating the flesh of a dead man scare me

 

Thanks for your responses. I decided to go for it, got blood tests today at local pathology saying we were "Entering a new relationship" Basically tested for everything under the sun" Results within 7 days days apparently.

And smokin apparently she wants to take the blood from the top of my shoulder.

I Still find it a touch spooky but if shes cool for freaky sex then a bit of blood don't scare me, its too good an opportunity to miss

 

There've been cases of people who like to drink blood like that for hundreds of years, even a few crimes where the criminal cut the person open somehow and drained all their blood out, or there's the classic story of Hungarian Countess Erzebet Bathory:

Legend has it, according to historian Raymond T. McNally, that she slapped a servant girl, got blood on her hand, and believed that it made her skin look younger. To restore her beauty, she then made a practice of bathing in the blood of virgins. Whether or not this part of the tale is true, she undoubtedly used her status to murder and torture untold numbers.

 

Um, Didn't you have meningitis?

 

So like the christian church......we eat the flesh and blood of a dead person all the time.....

Exhibit one, prayer for the sacrament.

O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Jesus Christ, to bless and sanctify this bread to the souls of all those who partake of it; that they may eat in remembrance of the body of thy Son, and witness unto thee, O God, the Eternal Father, that they are willing to take upon them the name of thy Son, and always remember him, and keep his commandments which he hath given them, that they may always have his Spirit to be with them.

O God, the Eternal Father, we ask thee, in the name of thy Son, Jesus Christ, to bless and sanctify this wine to the souls of all those who drink of it, that they may do it in remembrance of the blood of thy Son, which was shed for them; that they may witness unto thee, O God, the Eternal Father, that they do always remember him, that they may have his Spirit to be with them. Amen

 

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