Do you ever just feel like crying?

hahaha
i think skid, the problem is most people don't have a sense of humor...i've really noticed this lately...
or maybe we are all in need of therapy

 

The group rate on therapy would still be rather high...especially once you consider that crappie will expect bird to come to meetings and openly admit, for the first time, that he wants his penis.
Bird may resist opening up, after all, it's quite deep rooted, according to crappie.

 

Ok, so what I need to do is ditch the school girl uniform, and instead wear nothing but a hocky stick, while picking people off with a rifle from the top of the grocery store building.
Sounds like a plan, --God--.

God is great, ya'll.

 

I'm having one of those moments right now.

 

everyone whos spent anytime in the woods knows mrs..




an as far as earned the right to whine??


noone has a right to whine VG

 

Another thing I have to laugh about is how it seems that someone always hears me say something, or sees me do something, at the most inappropriate time. Seriously.
I'm that person you see on tv shows or in movies who someone walks into a room and sees them doing something but it isn't the way it looks.LOL.
I was standing in the grocery store with a friend of mine once and we were in the fruits and veggies section. I was trying to help her pick out a good cantaloupe or honey dew or something. The round ones. I forget what they were technically.Some had spots on them.
So, she picked one up, looks it over,sits it down. I pick one up, same thing. Finally, we both each find one that looks ok.
She is holding one and I am holding one, but the way we're standing holding them, they're right even with my breasts as we compare the two.
I look across and see this guy looking straight at me and chuckling.
Took me a second, then I finally realized why.
This kind of junk happens to me all the time. I swear. I'm pathetic.

 

you're not pathetic, you should just get someone filming all those inappropriate things, and then you could make millions
i'm sure fox'll buy it...they'll buy anything

 

I do wish I had my own tv show, like a comedy.
I'd love to be on Mad TV or host a show like Chappelle.
Hell, I'd love to have my own television channel.
I'd stand in front of a big green screen with cheesy rainbow colors swirling and do the running man dance at 3 a.m., while two white guys with a bunch of gold chains around their necks pretend to scratch a record and rap.



I'd sooo get knocked off the air after the first episode.

 

dooode...i want to be on your show
we could have so much fun
it'd be like random thoughts but televised

 

If I had my own show, I'd have to get the hip forumers on as regular actors. We could do so much ridiculous stuff if they'd let us have a channel. We could make fun of so many celebrities, too.
I think it would be even funnier if it was low budget and the celeb costumes were shitty. Like, be poking fun at Lil Jon or one of the rappers with a grill, and have aluminum foil on our teeth.
Low budget can make for some hilarious stuff if it's done properly.