Do You Ever Purposely Smoke, Near Or Where Cops Might Come By?

i like to go inside the police station and talk to the cheif of police with two blunts in each ear and say they are homemade cigars and i grew the tobacco in my back yard. then i offer him one and then skidaddle outta that mothafucker right quick. then i smoke my blunt while running from that homo. once i get to the roach i flick it into his eyes so he cant see me anymore and then i steal the blunt that i gave to him and smoke that shit. then i spit the roach down his throat and yell, "FUCK THE POLICE, fuckin hoe"

 

wtf h4x

 

A few years ago I smoked a bowl, then was informed that I needed to go pick up my little brother. No big deal usually. Except he was on a police ride-a-long for a High School Criminal Justice class. I had to pick him up from the police station. I visined brushed my teeth and showered to be sure no evidence was left. But yeah I walked right into a Police station pretty high, that was intense.

 

poor joe. hes jst trying to make a life for himself and bonnie

 

I smoke with a police officer in the next room every damn day.
One day i'm gonna hotbox his police car. its gonna be epic.

 

bamf

 

nah, generally try and avoid them, as a rule. but i get what you mean about the element of danger thingammy, findin a smoking spot where you have to sneak past security guards and thats always good for a laugh, but i'd take a shoeing from a security guard over a criminal record and stuff any day

but we do have these community support officer guys that dress up like real coppers but with none of the power, everyone sees them as a complete joke, like, a few years back, this guy was drowning and the CSO "did not have the authority to intervene" complete waste, so i know a lot of people walk right up to them and blow the smoke straight in their faces.