Do you ever wish that you were somebody else?

i wouldn't change me, just my situation. i don't think even in childhood that I wanted to be someone else. I always wondered what it was like to be male. You know...try it for a day.

 

You can't cross your legs. Your balls flap around when you run. Girls will try and kick you in said balls.

If I was a girl for a day, I would totally just stand in front of the mirror wearing a dandy pair of nipple tassel and spin, spin, spin 'em baby

 

you can wear tassles now. don't you have nips?!

i'm more interested in walking around with no shirt, pissing standing up, not being sexually harrassed as much etc...

also, i'd want to know what a male orgasm felt like

 

This is the male orgasm

'............. uh ............. .... sorry babe, you know you're my world.'


And I know I can wear tassels now, but much like your own reservation- the sexual harassment would be just too much. It's hot and slutty if a girl does it, if i'm caught, well, that's a one way ticket to homo town.

 

Too Right :cheers2:

lol

 

just an average Joe with no back pain would be good enough for me

 

i'm getting a lot of visuals...

 

post

 

oh yay...my posts seem to count here now :eggnog:

 

You can walk around with no shirt now. I doubt anyone would really mind.

 

I wouldnt mind being someone who was more apt to walk around with no shirt on

 

huh

edit: Hey so does mine. :coolgleamA:

 

eh?

 

How's that?

 

yes, but then comes more sexual harrassment so it negates the other cool thing about being male.

 

Fight fire with fire...if someone whistles at you or stares when you're not wearing a shirt, walk up to them and shake your tits in their face

 

Men

 

tits...i don't think i have any of those.

 

Women