do you realize we see you glance down our shirts??

Doesn't surprise me at all.

Like I said, they are a plain unfair attribute of nature. Curves in general.

Who the fuck thought to make curves? Hate it.

 

You'll notice blue eyes, that there are a few topics which even here will stay focused. Such as my panty thread.

 

curves? mmmm

panty thread? mmmm

bbreasts? mmmm

 

Blessya Jordi, typical teenage boy haha.

 

Yeah we know you know. It is the bit where we look away after realising that we are staring at your tits that is the dead give away.

I used to work with a chick who liked to show of her navel, and I found it difficult to keep my head from tilting to the side when I was sitting at a table corner next to her.

 

And the worst part is, as your post makes clear, there is really nothing to say about it...lol.

The above are meant to be had.

 

I dont really get this problem because I wear shirts, allot.

 

wow.. this threads still alive.. lol.

now, when you glance at someones boobs, you're all gonna think about this thread. lol.

 

Doubt it. I'll be thinking about cracked eggs.

 

No, we are going to be thinking about boobs. Then later we will remember this thread. Priorities!

 

I don't think they can help it. I mean, even I like boobs, and i'm a straight female.

 

I like my breasteses. I find myself feeling myself up all the time. I also like my best friends breasteses. when we hug they fit around each other perfectly, and im not gay either..

 

If you go to that much effort to make them noticeable it would be rude to ignore them. I believe that inter-gender breast compliments need to become part of our lexicon to help make civilization more civil.

 

just say "nice breasts" theyll laugh if theyre ok and slap you if theyre not worth the trouble.
asking nicely and politly is a supprisingly good way to cop a feel

 

Entirely uncontrollable.

 

Say, you didn't explain what cirrhosis means.

all i know is that it rhymes with halitosis. One of my favorite words.

 

Cirrhosis was a band I was in my freshman year of high school. If you can call it a band. We practiced twice, then I moved away. I always liked the word though, and what it means. Liver disease and all that. As a heavy drinker, I have immense respect for liver diseases. I'm sure, with beautiful irony, I'll die of it at 37.

 

cirrhosis, did you once take photos of yourself in a bra?

 

How old are you now?

P.S. Cate's back.

 

hahaha praxis.