do you realize we see you glance down our shirts??

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  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    You've now had your RT cherry popped
     
  2. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    For awhile I felt like the only one looking was my little girl.. droolin for her food
    and now that she has moved on to solids and cups I forget I have boobs
     
  3. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    Guilty. I look ALL the flippin time. I definitely can’t help it. And I’m not going to blame the gals for wearing such revealing clothing. They’re my eyes.

    Most of the time I know I’m doing it and every single time I’m embarrassed with myself. It really isn’t hard to know when you gals catch us. But like every other person has said ..... its just like BAM. NICE TITS.

    And you can’t just check out nice tits once.

    You can only check out unimpressive tits just once. Just like when you see a person you find unattractive standing across the room. You’re aware they are there but you’ve seen enough to know you don’t want to see anymore. But if its a hottie , you can stare all day! Same thing with nice tits except worse because you can’t sit there staring at them for as long as you want.

    You have to dart back and forth with quick a little bask in tit glory here and there when you think she’s not looking.

    The worst part is that you only catch us like 1% of the time!

    And thats just when you’re standing up. Don’t even talk about when you gals bend or lean over.
     
  4. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    normally idont really care.

    i have cute bras and low cut shirts, but it's mostly a lack of having anything else to wear and knowing that for some reason i'm always hot as soon as i get inside.

    it's only annoying when they dont, not for one second, look at anything else but your boobs. Which still i dont really care, lol, i just keep walking till eventually theyre gone. or sometimes theyre with their kid or wife and still look, then its kinda weird.
     
  5. Lizardd

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    It depeneds. I ALWAYS look at least once. I try not to be rude about it but hey if a chick was glancing at my package I would be estatic!
     
  6. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    i do, haha....well only sometimes.

    if he's cute then my eyes go down his body, especially if hes wearing cute pants.
     
  7. MollyBoston

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    Wake - no, we catch you 100% of the time. If we have our eyes closed and you check out our tits, we can tell. It's like sonar or something.

    Van Goh, I'm the same way and it's annoying...I end up having to dress inappropriately for the weather because I know as soon as I get inside I'm going to be wicked hot.

    Occasionally I can tell a guy has checked out my rack and was unimpressed by it. Then I feel even more self-conscious.
     
  8. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    ps nice package, Lizardd.
     
  9. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    see ..... fucking ..... don't tell me that ms. boston!

    I'm guessing sunglasses are a dead giveaway?
     
  10. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    yeah exactly. I wear tanktops under jackets in the winter becaue, well i honestly do not have more then 1 long sleeve shirt, and because i get way too hot in them.

    i'm at a weird place with my boobs right now. they grew, so my shirts dont really fit them, but i dont have any money to get new clothes. So theyre always kind of out there...and i cant even stop looking or touching because im so fascinated about my new boobs.
     
  11. MollyBoston

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    Sunglasses are hilarious because you think that means you can keep your eyes completely glued to our tits the whole time and we won't know, but...dude, they're not completely opaque. If you can see out of them, we can see into them.

    Although it is at least a little more polite.
     
  12. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    Well, congratulations on your new boobs, Van Gogh...lol

    Guys, please note that Van Gogh has a new rack that spills out of her tank tops and she can't stop touching it. You may now take a bathroom break.
     
  13. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    How about legs, do you catch us checking out legs? There is nothing quite like seeing a gal waiting to get into a bar in the middle of winter in a mini skirt.
     
  14. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    why would someone have to wait to get into a bar? just walk in the door....maybe i'm missing something
     
  15. MollyBoston

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    He goes to those bars where there are lines. I don't go to those. I go to dive bars.

    You can pretty much check out my legs all you want - the only time it's weird is when I'm wearing a skirt that keeps riding up and I'm self-conscious about how much thigh is showing and your eyes are unsubtly glued to my hemline because you're hoping you'll get a flash.

    (Unless you're the cute boy in the library, obviously, in which case I'm all about the panty flash.)

    (And it is a little more subtle when you check out our legs. Harder to tell, and easier to think you might have been looking at something else and our legs just got in the way.)
     
  16. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    hows about some before/after photos?
     
  17. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    I love to dance.
     
  18. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    Ironically, when I'm in the library the last thing I'm thinking about is catching a glimpse of some undergarment. I'm 100% geek-zombie mode in the library. Even when I do catch myself staring at someones chest I'm completely zoned out and in deep thought. May as well be blind.

    Then again, there aren't many broads at the library walking around in bras and flashing panties at me. I'm sure that would catch my attention.
     
  19. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    i still dont get it, hah....i've never even seen a line outside of a bar, except for on TV haha....

    here, i pick a pub, go in, sit down and get a drink....maybe play some pool if its a monday night or something (free tables on mondays at a local dive....i'm not good enough to be willing to spend money on a table)
     
  20. MollyBoston

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    It's the difference between bars and clubs. At clubs, there are lines, crappy techno, people snorting coke in the bathrooms, and Waking Life. At bars, there are no lines, no ATM machines, Big Buck Hunter, and me.

    I always get horny in the library. sigh.

    That reminds me, though, every once in a while you catch a guy who's got that unfocused look in his eyes that tells you he's not actually looking at anything, he's just zoning, but he happens to have pointed it exactly at your tits. It's kindof funny. Once I waved my hands in front of them and the guy snapped out of it and turned bright red.
     
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