Do You Wake Up Horny?

full blown erection every time. lately ive been rubbing one out quickly and going back to bed. my libido has been through the fucking roof lately, i gotta find someone to share it with

 

Do you clean up with your socks and undies?

 

Hah no, I used to do the sock thing but like . . . why not just use tissue paper.

 

I was teasing my housemate about the sock thing one day and he assures me he either runs to the bathroom with it in his hand, or he licks it up...

 

Tell him he can save himself some trouble and just bring some tissue with him when he wants to wank, no more trying to balance semen on your hand

 

I think we have discussed this before, but are your living arrangements a m/f couple and you the missus?

I think it's cool that you discuss masturbation with your housemate.

Oh and I definitely did the sock thing for many years. In fact over the past year I've had to resort to the sock on more than one occasion.

 

Yup. FFFM household. Masturbation isn't offensive amongst friends. It's qute literally expected at our age and it's more joking and poking fun more than anything. We all live different lifestyles and hours so we really only discuss stuff personally when we're all baked on the couch watching tv.

 

I have sex almost every morning, so if I dont wake up horny, I end up like it (and taking care of it ) before getting out of bed. Actually, no thats a lie, ... I usually have sex and go back to sleep

 

I almost always wake up wet. I don't always take care of it right away though, but later in the day I'll have driven myself crazy enough to get myself off.

 

It depends. Regularly, I don't usually wake up horny, but there are exceptions where I do. But I don't usually take care of it until later on in the day.