Do you want to have kids/

I am in a dangerous period now, because I feel like impregnating every single woman I have sex with...whether I think they'd be a good mom or not.

I've been guilty of risky behavior in the past few months. I'm growing more and more impatient about condoms and more aggressive with age; it surprises how women repeatedly let me have sex with them without condoms if I'm assertive enough and do it without asking.

Luckily, I've been tested for STDs recently and I'm in the clear. But I sometimes worry that a woman will knock on my door some day breaking the news.

It's like I'm torn asunder by two opposite impulses: a) spreading my semen all over town; b) developing a relationship with a life partner.

You feel that way, Red?

 

same

 

Yes, I always wanted 4, but I do have a son and hope another child soon. We are hoping for a girl

 

If we do this, you have to let me put jumbo sized headphones on your belly after the first trimester, so our babies can experience Bob Dylan, Mozart, and Jimi Hendrix before they're forgotten. Deal?!

 

deal!

 

Been there, done that. Three beautiful children here with us, and two baby angels whom will never be forgotten.

 

I used to play The Beatles White album for my oldest son while he was in my womb, and lots of Mozart, Bach, Beethoven...not sure if it's a coincidence or not, but that kid is insanely smart!

 

I REALLY want my kids to be smart.


I think it'd be a bit disappointing if they were dumbasses.
So I hope they get MY genes.

 

Yes.

Mostly because I like children and would love to have some of my own. I think that I would make a wonderful dad.

I even have the first one's name picked out.

 

At this point in my life, I don't want children.
Perhaps in the future, my mind will change.

 

Okay, I'll be the one to ask....What name ?

 

I have kids, because I had sex, and got knocked up.

 

Alexander/ Alexandra.

But I'll call them Sasha.

 

Ummm.....Protection ?


I probably won't have kids in another 10 years or so. It just won't be convenient.

 

Fuck protection, go abortion!

(Yeah, no kids for at least 10 years for me)

 

And would you pronounce Alexander like Americans do ?

 

Do you even have to ask?

You ever heard Americans pronounce "Sasha"?

Especially in the South?

Makes me want to punch their uncultured brains out.

 

I guess not.

No, thank God.

No, thank God.

 

Don't ever go to America. You'll hate it. Take my word for it.

 

Oh trust me, I wouldn't go even if I had a chance.
They probably even say Pavelle.