Do you want to have kids/

Funny thing is I never wanted children up until recently. I think my biological clock is kicking in. I'd be a great mommy, I just need to find a suitable sperm donor.

 

I physically don't want to have children. I think they're enough kids who don't have homes & families and I plan on adopting one day.

 

too late..I already got 2

 

Even worse... they can't pronounce it... no matter how hard they try.

I just tell them to call me "hey man".

 

I say it like walter koenig said it.

 

Eventually.

I'm still at the stage where babies are scary, evil, cutsie wootsie little things. We had one over last night, my sisters boyfriends sister had a baby girl, two months old. I was sitting beside her on the couch letting her play with this toy flower I have, and then she sneezed three times, so I jumped off and retreated to the kitchen, thinking that I did something wrong. Aparently babies sneeze just like everyone else...

 

More than anything! It's a bit sick how obsessed I am. But, Andy's going to be out to sea on and off for the next three years and it's not fair to deprive him or a child of the most crucial bonding period with their father.
But in three years, we are going to get knocked up and if it doesn't happen on my timeline we will foster or adopt ASAP.
Why? Because I know I would be an awesome mother. I've taught parenting classes and work as a family counselor right now, but only with children and make baby items. It just seems fitting that I have kids. Most people I meet who have seen me with kids are a little suprised I don't already have any.
I was at the park talking to this mom the other day. She thought she couldn't have children, so she adopted. The month her adoption became finalized she was also pregnant. She said it was hell the first couple years and wile she was pregnant, but now the two girls are great friends. I just thought it was an intersting story.

 

I want kids eventually, just not right now. I have great parents and Daniel has great parents, so I really think we'll be great parents. Not to mention, I love kids, I just am afraid of strangers' children, because I'm afraid of strangers, lol. I get along great with 8 year olds, though, they love me, haha.

 

Same here and I am risking having to clarify some things if Andy reads this, but up until I got my job now, I wanted kids kind of because I thought I had to, not because it was a 'need' and want.

 

Cate8 is going to have my kids.

 

pfft you don't have the man-fecund

 

I want a kiddo but I don't want to have to live with a man *ew* it'll be a donor for me!

 

it's not about wanting to, it's about having to.
my duty as a woman is to serve my husband, my god. procreate. make him a sandwich whenever he wants. 24/7 head service. clean up after him. compliment him. watch him bang hot chicks while leaving my ugly ass out in the streets. be loyal forever.

i would be lost without him, so i owe him my life as a slave.

 

Oh contrarie dave, ever since the accident, I seem to knock girls up by merely flexing my arms.

 

That does nothing for me.

Maybe if you were dressed like a schoolgirl. It'd get old though.

 

bachelor for ever and ever?

 

I was thinking dressed as an Asian schoolgirl.

Not an Asian schoolgirl... just dressed like one.

 

I have two girls already. Id like a boy one day.

 

Me? No, multiple ex wives.

 

All my kids are grown. I'm done. Besides, I've been shootin' blanks for 21 years.