Do you wear groin protectors ?

I dont complain if woman proove that they are competent to answer this thread by providing MEANINGFUL answers, but this is what she wrote:


"Are you sure you are atracted to females? It really doesn't sound like it."

 

havnt worn a cup since 6th grade football.and i continued to play until this last season which was 12th grade. and i have been playing rugby since 9th grade, but no one wears a cup in rugby so thats not as impreseive as it sounds.

 

I do during hockey games... A buddy got nutted with the puck so hard it actually broke the plastic cup - imagine what that would have done to the twins.

 

OK German do you notice the trend? You are in fact the only person in the world who wears a cup for anything other than serious sports. Cool?

 

GLM, wearing a cup on a date really isn't practical. Especially since a cup only protects that one small part of you.

I'd recommend that instead of wearing a cup, you bring one of those riot shields that police use. That way, not only will you be able to block her foot from hitting your marbles, you will also be able to defend yourself from blunt objects being thrown at your head.

 

although a cup would make one look bigger, though we must be practical, a tea cup for example would be uncomfortable
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I've found that stuffing a keilbasa down your pants works much better than a cup if this is the desired effect.

 

a what dear?
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Kielbasa. It's a type of sausage.

 

it looks like a big turd.

seriously what does GLM plan on doing, when it come sto the moment of passion, sneak in the toilet and take it out- the cup that it
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That does look like poop, doesn't it? I'm definitely putting some of that in my pants next time I'm on a date.

 

wouldn't wearing a cup make your balls all sweaty, that couldn't be good ethier
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for whom?

 

ethier party, unless people are into 'manly smells'
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Yuck!

 

Ball sweat is ok when you are playing sports, not out on a date.

 

Theres nothing like ball sweat - they regulate the temperature not by sweating but by moving closer or farther from the body, thereby regulating the size of the surface area and thereby the amount of heat transfer and thereby their temperature. And I know you cant were it 24/7 because of biothermal considerations, but can you explain me if you wear them during sports why it should not be possible to wear them during a date ???

 

Because it is creepy and ball sweat from sports equipment on a date is disgusting.

 

Weirdest question I've ever heard.What kind 'a women you have over there?They make it a practice of smackin' the plums for one reason or another?Maybe put your pants on backward so they'd kick you in the ass instead.What?Oh--ok.

 

That was a funny one indeed *big yawn* And what do you mean "over there" ? It has nothing to do specifically with GERMAN women, OK ?