i don't think that really has anything to do with your level of coolness, unless you happened to be the one hitting her with the shovel...
i really probably shouldn't post this... but i will.. just to prove I'm not Boxxy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbijCVlhVcY"]YouTube - Stuff that is Bad it was for a school project... so, don't judge me.
The fact her facade slips from time to time... The fact that she's used every post modern reference regarding these Youtube "stars" it isn't even funny. The fact I'm going to know who she is for a little while. The fact she made it into legitimate newspapers... ...makes me want to agree with you. I'm going to agree with you. It's gross.
"it would" should be "it'd." i actually think the idea was "i would be cool with it" as in "i wouldn't mind" but i still think my interpretation was funner.
yes, i love my hair.. it's even longer now, it's been 4 or so months since i made that. my teacher didn't think so... i got a horrible grade on it.
If I were a woman I'd like your type of hair... What does she know? It was informative and amusing (I hope you were going for amusing)