Does anyone speak 'hippie babble' anymore

Yes indeed Duck; a babble in time saved nine, and in space time continums the rate is tenfold. Captain Duck is there any news from the time front? Guacamole levels are rising! And Vkid is stuck in 3001. Seem soda did the trick, so you had the pop right.

 

Funny thing about guacamole... didja know you can eat it? I mean, it's not just for furniture polish! Anyway, I had to retire the time machine... caused too many disasters. The Titanic... yeah definitely should've turned LEFT instead of right. My bad.


Well, I figure we can rescue the Vkid by sending him another crate of guacamole. I can send it by USPS priority mail and it ought to get there right about 3001...

 

3001... thats a long ways away.. i hope its nothing like 2001.. 2001 a space odessy.... heard its a good movie.. never seen it before.... another thing i've never seen is comet... i saw the northern lights once... im not talking about the strain of weed either.... i like weed i smoke it alot.. another thing i like to do alot is walk.... walking is fun... its good for you... just like eating fruit

 

i never did meet a queen before... but i knew a girl.... poker... sure did... but she broke my heart.... just like breaking the silence with a loud fart.. farts stink... so do skunks... i saw a skunk once didnt look too harmful... about as harmful as a squirrel.. squirrels are cute.... especially when they're eating nuts... nuts.... reminds me of a girl i dated once....

 

Vkids says thanks for the guacamole, snails brought it in the nick of time, 'bout dinner-thirty; but it became the dinner, so he ordered a hyper-dimensional-reasonater from E-Bay, guess it's been there since 3 months from now.

jo-k-er-man-2001, 2010, 2060, 3001; they are the oddities of the odessesy in good ole type-print.

 

That's an event to be seen, rather printed on a typer. But rarely does he appreciate someone writing on him. Never seen the man get so angry. Should've worn my pants, I suppose. Don't happen to have a pair around do you? Oh well, I don't think we'd work out together anyways.....guess I'll just go where the wind takes me....have you seen my kite?

 

Look up, I think your kite is there, or is it hid beneath the stair? Upstairs, downstairs, it doesn't matter. Has anyone seen Babe? Babe Boomer?

 

Babe...I used to know this guy, and he used to say like "whats up babe", even if your like a guy. Its sorta of like you call someone by like another name then the one that was given and you like change the like sex of that person too, wow imagine what like people from like other countrys or other planets would call us for nicknames, like we understand some nicknames because of the way that we think, but like what about thoes who think diffrently.

 

Pity them. Babe Boomer has thought about running for pres. He's so weirdly cool.Babe Boomer, king of the information highway, of fire & signs; driving along in his Ford Exploder. You know, Babe!

 

cars are wicked.
I wish I had a volkswagen van though.
I know this guy who has one. It's pretty awesome. But so is he. His Name is Ed, and he has this awesome beard.
My dad has a beard too, but no volkwagen van.

 

I can grow a beard in about a week, my and my friends we gonna like ride in this van of his dad, and we are gonna be glad once we get on the road but we imgaine that once we come home its gonna be pretty bad. But anyways it sorta like you take the van and you travel somewhere and then its like howd i get here.

 

i went to rainbow with a guy in a big yeller van, not a volkswagon
but a vanwagon
he has a long grey beard
and a dog named shadow

 

What's up with the whole van/ bus thing anyway. People are forever calling our bus a van; but if they see a VW, they call it a bus. I mean why would you call a huge 40 ft blue thing a van & call the little bitty van a bus; you can barely move in those things!
'Course the tax people call our bus a 'stick shack' and I'm not even sure how they got that one; the 'dye shack' is a shack, but isn't not made of sticks, wasn't here when the tax people were, and it's not a bus. The 3 busses are busses, but the tax guy says they're a stick shack. That's government Babble for ya!

 

And a bed roll is only the foam stuff that you roll up even though a sleeping bag can be youre only bed and its rolled

 

I like sleeping bags. I used to curl up in them and pretend that I was an earthworm. Does anyone remember earthworm Jim? He was almost as cool as The Ticks. I don't like ticks. They scare me because they can give you lime disease, with some salt and tequila. Tequila's only good if it's Jose. Jose once told me of his great escape from Mexico, which seems like a cool place if you like deserts. But I don't like deserts, I like desserts. Which is why I'm a chubby girl and not an earthworm.

 

I'm not an earthworm either cuz my eyes are blue and so is the sky my dad was a pilot but he never cried when he heard that the kangaroos wore hats on their heads and the head of the country should get back in bed

 

my eyes are blue too but sometimes i think they're grey and today i asked my teacher if genes could change their minds about the colour of your eyes and she laughed at me so that made me not like science and i did not know that kangaroos wore hats but i suppose it would help keep the sun from their faces like when penguins wear woolly jumpers to keep warm in the ice that they live in but some penguins live in like africa and stuff so maybe they flew there except penguins cant fly unless these ones have feet so big they are like wings and when they waddle they fly

 

But do you have a penguin on your telly?

 

sometimes if there's something about penguins on

 

I don't watch telly for the penguins. I don't do much for penguins. I don't do much. But I do hug people. Hugs are fun. Being barefoot is fun. I barefooted through some puddles yesterday. That's a song by the Beatles. Beitleguese was a really good film. I like to play with the film that they place over lenses of new cameras. It's fun to peel off. I also like to peel the skin off my shoulders when I've sunburned. The sun is really warm. Warmness makes me fall asleep. Sleep sounds good. See you in dreams!