Donating plasma

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, May 19, 2009.

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    donate a kidney..
     
  2. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I do not think it is that bad. But you have white blood cells in your body for a reason.

    Also if you do it for a long time you will have a permanent "track" on your arm.

    It one point in my life, I had to do it so I could eat.
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i giggled.


    anyway, people need plasma. either you sell it or you give it away. i'd rather sell it.
     
  4. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm pretty sure you'd be rich if you milked your manhood for dough, my dear. ;)
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Possibly. Maybe I'll give that a shot.
     
  6. BraveSirRubin

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    There's a pretty strict selection process for that.

    You could probably pass it though.
     
  7. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    LOL!!

    Oh gee, thanks. :rolleyes:

    I wouldn't donate my sperm anyway. I was joking.
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

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    Hell, I'd do it.

    Money for sperm? Shit.
     
  9. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i was giggling over something the multi quote thing didn't pull up quite right. it was genius.
     
  10. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    PR: Like I said I had to do it at one point in my life.

    You do what you need to do to make ends meet.

    But I would not do it for a long time.

    I would not do it for $150,000 a visit now.

    Just ask yourself this question...

    If I was one of the powerful evil people in this world, what would be an easy way to quickly exterminate a large portion of the "undesirables"?

    Think on that.
     
  11. Sylph ish

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    swine flu vaccines.
     
  12. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    You could always work for a pesticide free landscaping company. I mean, you want to stay active on your days off and you want to keep yourself up lately anyway. It might be a hunky way to beef up. I mean... it's honest work anyway.
     
  13. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    No anti coagulant solution.

    When you donate plasma your blood runs through a machine to separate the white blood cells out.

    It spins the blood to do this, then the red cells are mixed with anti coagulant solution and returned to your body.

    It is a clear saline solution in a bag that drains into your blood stream.

    If I was a powerful evil person it would be very easy to add any number of chemicals to that saline.

    It could be a slow acting poison or any other thing they have in mind.

    You answer was cute. But off topic.
     
  14. Sylph ish

    Sylph ish Member

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    honey cute is always part of the mission. bam yeah thanks for my props.
    conspiracy theories are always off topic.
     
  15. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Not in RT.:D

    And it was on topic. It had to do with Donating plasma.
     
  16. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    That's actually a very good point. I never even considered the solution they use. I don't like foreign stuff put into my body.


     
  17. Sylph ish

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    I have to ask, did you come up with this yourself or have you heard it elsewhere?
     
  18. Unknown American

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    I came up with this myself. I am paranoid by nature.

    For a good reason, I might add.
     
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    saline feels cool when its going in your vain, Like liquid air conditioning :D
     
  20. Aristartle

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    Orison, you can't be real.
     

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