Don't bogart chat joint....

we dont delete shit here.. the fbi does.

 

Who was that idiot who was posting about assassinating Trump?

Hip Forums is now totally being watched by the FBI.

Which means, the FBI now knows I'm too stupid to realize what thread I'm in.

Fuck

 

I'm part of the bureau, Female Body Inspector.
I'm gone need you down at the office, need to probe you with some suspect questions.

 

You'd make a great straight guy

 

Yeah, I did a culture test on the weekend based on literature and music and TV/movies. I identified as a straight 18-24 year old male with a trade skill background and a highschool education.

 

LOL I don't know if I should like that post or offer my condolences.

Eh, what do I know? I'm an anomaly. I was painting my toenails while watching playoff basketball (huge upset by Indiana by the way)

 

I thought it was hilarious. My miss identifies as a straight female aged 43-49 with a arts background and a (can't think of term but like, graduate from uni?) a graduate in art.

I told her she's a cradle snatcher and that she's marrying a dumb ****. we laughed.

But I don't get how they think we are male or female or sexualising. It was basically have you heard this or that did you like it do you read this and that, did you like it, have you watched this and that.. And on and on.

See had I ticked I like and listen to older bands I'd have scored older but all my answers were yes I've heard of them, no, I dislike so I assume that means I'm an ungrateful teenager with no drive or ambition and I think everyone and everything is stupid, which isn't actually too far off. So I wasn't disappointed just none of the answers were for me like sorrrrry I don't like phantom of the Opera and I listen to clowns?? And sorrrrry I've never read a Matthew Reilly book and prefer goosebumps.

 

Is this an internet test? Because now you have me curious

 

Holy shitballs!

It's almost midnight.

I'm out this bitch.

 

No it was an ABC culture test my sister sent me but it's more geared at Australian TV shows and music, which is another reason I wouldn't have scored well because I find them all pretty shit lol. It was just a fun thing I don't think it was serious. I was about to stop after 2mins of reading lol.

 

I liked how the other cops were not even interested how the kilos went missing. show was classic

 

they all eat the edibles .. Mushy mushy.

 

The Salina City Police do not recommend this type of activity. Having said that, this activity has several positive effects. This has caused a few youngsters to get their face out of the screen, prevented them from eating tide pods, snorting condoms or Smarties. This also has many health benefits including a little cardio as you ran around toilet papering the Chief of Police's truck, breathing deeper than normal while laughing your guts out creating a lifelong memory with your friends.
This also caused a few adults to get outside and exercise, breathing deeper than normal cleaning up the mess all while laughing their guts out reminiscing about their youth when they did the exact same thing with their friends.
But, some people would not appreciate this happening to them. Once again, the Salina City Police do not recommend this type of activity.

 

We have an intern in the office for the next month. She's 18.

I feel old now. I have no idea how to talk to an 18 year old. I don't know, I'm supposed to have her shadow me at some point this week. But what I heard was, "babysit."

 

TONIGHT AT 5: Food ordering service delivers to Allegheny County Jail inmates
county that rewards criminal, wonders why is has a homicide everyday..

 

didnt get as much snow as they predicted but what we did get is wet heavy stuff...can barely drive the side roads what a mess

looks like most will melt on the weekend though

 

I get like this too with young workers like I never feel like I age so I'm stuck at 15 but then a 18 year old comes along and well I still feel relevant but they must be thinking I'm old. I can soak up all that "you're still young enough" but I've got a feeling I probably don't have too many of them left in the bank.

 

I am not well at all tonight I have a gastro bug I think. I fell asleep some up fell asleep woke up from a dream I was getting stabbed in the gut but it was really my tummy telling me it wasn't happy. Damn supermarket pizza.

I also got a few things from fanatics this evening too. I got a cute Denver Broncos shirt and a william Byron shirt and a chase Elliot hoodie and then two small 1:64 die casts. It's 60% so if you need sports stuff you should go on and buy sale ends in 5 hours I think. okay I also go another Broncos shirt too with the old D logo. I thought this was cute hehe.



My dog is frustrating on the bed I want him to keep me warm but all he does is chew himself on the bed every time he can't stay still. Or keep me warm because if your face is near he has to lick it. Or alligator wrestle the blanket and roll around. And he's 32 years of dog age.. I don't see it.

 

I think I need a beer. Actually I just drank a beer, so I need another beer.

 

Went to virginia city nevada yesterday had a good time. Found out i look good in a cowboy hat