Don't bogart chat joint....

don't be a hater be a tater

 

wind too strong...they have tied up the ferry until it calms down...they waited until the school buses got across and shut'er'down

 

Thinking about making some Ore-Ida tater tots in the oven.

 

truck battery is too low to start so fuck it the snow stays until next week melts it

neighbour did enough to make going out easy enough

 

So I am driving and im behind this car with every gay ass social justice bumper sticker you can imagine and the license plate says TSTRUCK

Transexual truck

Because its a car.

Driver was wearing a beanie and big framed hipster glasses.

Textbook

 

baking some drumsticks and scalloped potatoes. nom. we have spinach for salad too.

i have to get a handle on this stuff. i have to get the pod empty in about a week. im burning the candle at both ends, and in the middle, but i dont see that i have any kind of choice.

 

I tried to buy a bottle of wine today and got denied, even after presenting two forms of ID. It was pretty damn inconvenient, but I am low key happy that I can still pass for under 21.

 

i love scalloped potatoes

not the homemade ones though,...i like the boxed kind

 

i love scalloped potatoes with ham!

not the boxed kind ones though,...i like the homemade

 

She looks exactly like my granddaughters' best friend from school!

 

There is a new fight song for the Pittsburgh Penguins as they head into the playoffs, and it was written by a 94-year-old fan!

MORE: Watch: Penguins Fan Performs Fight Song As Playoffs Near

 

Pete!

I survived!

After weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks of nothing--you were right! The gods are sending me some waves! Water temp is only 58º F (F is for "Fuck Everyone But America!") but they don't call me the Neoprene Queen for nothing!

 

the water is 130 degrees.. awesome..

 

So yesterday was an eventful day in pool lol. I had an audience which was nerve racking and after our league match those trades folks with the hi visibility shirts, they wanted to come and play with me.. Which was also nerve racking. But I was totally on fire from the league comp and when I'm on fire, and angry.. Well I'm on fire and angry so didn't matter what I did I could do no wrong plus I found the red felt pockets to be like whale mouths in comparison to my pockets at home so yeah that was easy.

It was the type of pool hall I could sit in all day and night and win money from peasants is what it felt like. About 20 tables, all pretty hopeless. I'd been there drunk once before but never to play.

I decided to hold my tongue on the old duck who kept fouling on purpose to give me bad shots because the wall was too close for me to get down and play. I swear that made me so angry, so angry and fired up I fucking destroyed her tactics and beat her. I was then told she's actually ranked #1 female in state. Well, you know how I feel? She's fucken #2 now, to me!

And those trades folks, they were pretty sweet lol. At first I thought fuuuuuck I'm sitting on the lap of a other female does that not tell you anything?? And whether or not they wanted to look at my ass and underwear poking over the tip and this tight white blouse I pulled off I dunno, but the seemed genuinely interested in learning from me. They would ask questions about using rails and I was trying to coach but I got a little drunk. Anyway they were so entertained they didn't go back to work after lunchtime beers, so I may have single handedly sacked 3 people.

 

interesting JRE talks about hallucinating in an isolation tank . 2:15
sometimes I just lay their stoned going to sleep, what I do is use my eyes when my eyes are closed, it kinda hurts if you dont do it often. not sure it causes any harm, but ya can try it, look up look down look out look around.. and so on, it seems to induces coloring and the light show, also good when meditating doing yopa poses and stuff..

 

One of my new years resolutions is to keep up with the jre podcasts.

Last weekend I found a really good honey hole of hunting podcasts too called finding backcountry. Based outta NV

 

lol ever hear the alabama strip club jre .. 4:50

 

Farenhiet, Celsius, who gives a shit?

Cold as balls. What's so hard to understand?

 

Or you could just be like

Oh yeah, i meant farenheit

 

Dude, I mix those two up all the time. If I started being like, "Oh, I meant..." people would know I was full of shit.