Don't like sex b/c I cum too fast

Never, ever, ever take advice from an individual who chooses a screen name like "Seymour Butts," "Ipee Daily," or "Arthur Itis."

 

So you added what to the discusion?

Ah, judjement. Not cool.

 

So is it that you're super horny or just super sensitive? After one go are you ready to go again?

 

i barely ever cum, i was surprised i did on sat morning. i fucked all night the morning came and she wanted me to come so wanked enough on her massive tits and success!! there was sleep between this lol....

cumming just doesn't EVER come easy for me.

 

so what style of screen name indicates an ability to give good advice?

what if you needed advice on creating a cleverly worded screen name?

 

I suffer from premature ejac due to medication I am on, Haldol, started about 2 years ago. Haldol prevents psychotic delusions. So it especially sucks for me, knowing what it was like without it. On the other hand, we still enjoy a good sex life using the Aurthur Itis method.

There are several advantages to my disadvantage.

1) I can go in the office bathroom and masturbate in right around 2 minutes.
2) The sensations of things rubbing against my penis and testicles are heightened considerably, which I think is what causes the prem ejac. Thus it is really good while it lasts.
3) Most women are not exceptionally thrilled with penetration itself*, which is normally only a small portion of making love, so my wife is still very happy with our sex life. I satisfy her, then she satisfies me, and we both end up satisfied.

* In most of the videos I have watched of girls masturbating with their hands and no other toys, they concentrate mainly on stimulating their clitoris, and perhaps use the other hand to pentrate their vagina only a few inches or less, moving in and out rapidly when they are close to orgasm.

 

conversely, i'd say you must really like sex.

 

I have the exact opposite problem of premature ejaculation. Orgasms for me are soooo much work. The worst is blowjobs. My wife will spend 20 minutes sucking and jerking and stimulating every possible errogenous area between my thighs and my nipples before I can cum. I used to want sex all the time but now really just twice a week, and if I jerk off it can only be on a weekend morning when everyone else is asleep because masturbating to porn usually requires 2 hours to orgasm.

Your problem is not a problem, just keep going. Women love it when you can keep getting hard time after time.

 

yeah man not being able to cum can be pretty shit, luckily i just take loads of drugs and love watching the girls squirm and orgasm over and over. so satisfying seeing a girl in sexual bliss created by me.

 

Thank you. That's very considerate, bragging about delayed ejaculation in a thread about premature ejaculation.

 

might as well change the site from hipforums to delayed-ejaculation-forums, since through some amazing coincidence, every single person who posts here already suffers from that rare condition.

 

And the average penis size here seems to be about 11", and the average number of orgasms for any guys female partner per session is about 8.

Really, any time a guy asks about a problem here most of the answers are just people taking the chance to feel superior. Someone comes in here and admits to a weakness, of course that makes it easy to act superior, but only a douche would do that. I don't even ask advice here. Once when I was having a lot of relationship trouble (better now) I posted to talk about it, and all but one reply was people bragging about how they have a relationship jam packed with sexual generosity, mutual respect and unconditional love, or telling me I was a fool for putting up with any problems at all and should dump her instantly if things weren't perfect.