dont piss off a rapist

I don't remember what it was called but it was some overly long shitty indie film trying to be all artsy and intelligent but coming off like a stupid asshole. In my opinion, he liked it though.

He made me go to movies like that all the time and he was a dick to me even though I put up with it. Fuck, I'm glad I broke his fragile little heart lol

 

Damn straight. Making you go see shitty indie films is definitely breakup grounds.

 

You laugh, but I lost a girlfriend for the same reason.

I needed to network and sometimes you gotta sit through boring art house flicks.

 

How are you networking at a movie?

You get a pass if it's for a good reason, but if you're networking at shitty indie movies every weekend you can meet me and my friends at the bar when you're done.

 

I was looking for a DP for a clip I was shooting so I went to the premier of some boring ass coming of age flick. Took Tay with me and it all didn't work out well at all.

I mean it wasn't the movies fault entirely though, there were other things going on.

 

You were making a clip about double penetration and you didn't call me?

 

Hah, this is before I met you. You're now the girl I'd most like to take a side of. What's your boyfriends number?

Director of photography.

 

Don't say stuff like that, you're going to get me in trouble with Cate. And I'm trying to get in her pants right now. (It's not because I'm utterly gay for her though, of course, it's totally just about the money.)

 

I'd worry more about being in trouble with me for trying to get with Cate. Just a heads up.

 

Can't we just have a polyamorous relationship?

 

Let's have sex and I'll think about it.

 

That seems reasonable.

 

My sagaciousness is well renown.

Baby.

 

should we punish rapists by foricing them to sit through art house films?

 

Eric Cartman said that all Indie films were about gay cowboys eating pudding.

 

i say dont piss off anyone. i have seen small guys and girls just go loco. being a rapist dont mean shit.

 

Thats not really why I broke up with him, he was a major dick and probably cheated on me the whole time... I actually like some indie films but some try too hard or are just bad, most of those ones he liked.

hmmm maybe he actually was a rapist...

 

You had better.