Douche Bag Assholes

i'd find it amusing if it wasn't so god damned annoying
i have this thing where i don't like getting fucked over by people
and when i do get fucked over by people it spurs a vengeful rage inside of me

*steals deranged's cookie*

 

jeebus, when i first came here people warned me about becoming someone's bitch. now i know why.

 

That's true.

I like this drama because it started with a friend of mine claiming shes pregnant. I said it wasn't true, no one believed me. Now they do, now they're angry.

Very angry, actually.

 

People only act like assholes if you allow them to act like assholes.

No one in real life has acted like an asshole towards me in years... at least not without consequences.

 

pavel you know me, you should know that revenge is my pleasure and most favourite past time

deranged you will only be treated like a bitch if you act like a bitch

and jai i'm a little glad that your <presumably> 15 yr old friend isn't pregnant
although if she was it'd just be so classically england

 

lol

 

Pleasuring my penis should be your pleasure.

 

well that goes without saying

 

that's all good and well until you run across someone you shouldn't've fucked with.

 

It's the other way 99.9% of the time in my life.

 

...of course it is. but what happens when someone pulls a gun on you?

 

when someone pulls a gun on pavel he knows to just drop to his knees and open his mouth
if you know what i mean...

 

lol

 

I've had guns pulled on me. It was never my fault to begin with, and I always handled it well.

Therefore, I have never been shot.

 

uh huh

 

guns are sexy
if someone put a gun on me i'd probably get naked

 

lol. :ulls a gun on you just to see if you're lying::

 

too bad you can't see the nakedness

 

aw, that's so lame. i totally got ripped off.

 

it's pretty glorious from here