Dreadbeard? Should I?

you'd get more famous by murdering your dominos delivery guy.

 

My last dominoes delivery guy was shit... He parked like a street away asking me to come find him!! WTF!!

 

my best friend works at dominoes.
shes not the delivery guy tho.
or a guy.
its some 40 year old dude.

 

damn you!
im nearly nineteen and can hardly grow any facial hair.
i can get a shitty mustache, ive got a thin patch on my chin and really shitty stringy sideburns, and thats it. i can go a good month with out shaving and you cant tell unless your less than 10 feet away.
im jealous man.
but you should totally do it.
you should also do one of those picture a day things and then make a youtube flipbook

 

mmmm. dominoes delivery people are godsends. they make me fat & happy.

 

hahah thats a kinda good idea.
i might do that just for shits and giggles.
i already have some hair on my face tho.
doesnt make a difference tho.

 

lol hahahaha funny.

bro, do it, you will be a badass, and bitches will be all over yo shit.

 

I can't believe no one mentioned how hilarious this was, Luxie. I literally "lol"ed.

I am not a huge fan of facial hair (kind of biased coming from a lesbian, I suppose), but I really do not think dreaded beards are attractive. I'd also imagine they would get really heavy, itchy and in the way. I don't find it practical at all. Sorry.

 

you should do it :] It would be such an awesome record...

 

that would be hot. i think you should go for it

 

i feel you man. and i'm almost 20.

 

let it lock up! beards are hot, dread beards are even hotter!

 

SethHasDreads, so how is that dreadbeard going dude?

 

dreadbeard could look pretty cool except Im thinking what about dread moustache?
also dangit! why do you have a dreadeable beard at 16/17 whilst I at eighteen have none whatsoever!?!?! not even decente sideburns actually no sideburns at all!

 

:iagree:

 

my beard is still growing out.
i shaved like 2 weeks before i posted this.
so it has a while before its of length to do anything.

 

I think that could quite possibly be the most radtastic world record EVER.

 

i saw some guy on campus the other day, with a long red beard with about ten little baby beard breads in it. freakin awesome